John Anderson

Portfolio Manager of Performance Assessment scoring @Pearson

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@buffalobilbur @moxiesolar Perhaps they are using the equipment they offer their customers and are also without power.

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@mdkroeger

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I’ve been working from home since the start of COVID, but I was back in the office today for the first time since August 2020, and my desk hadn’t changed. It was also just my second time wearing long pants since Easter this year. I don’t want to make a habit of these things.

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@mdkroeger Sadly, most politicians lie.

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It is a bit colder over here on the south side of the street.

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UI's LGBTQ Clinic, a 'haven' for trans and nonbinary patients, marks 10 years of breaking down barriers https://t.co/Jqtr37hs8r

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Okay, that’s enough excitement. I need to put an end to this.

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Our furnace vent’s ice penis keeps growing more excited by all this cold weather. I can’t relate.

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@mgbales Looking at the forecast, this one could last for weeks.

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@acoffey That was my first and only Wordle game at this point, and shire was the second word I typed. Beginner’s luck. Weird was my initial guess.

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@mdkroeger @SteffanyYoga I might know someone.

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@mdkroeger @SteffanyYoga You could also do a pool to guess how many hairs you’ll be plucking. The person who gets closest has the earnings from that pool donated to the Movember cause in their name.

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@mdkroeger @SteffanyYoga Perhaps you should drink some whisky while plucking to help with the pain, and if you choose to be a really sloppy drinker, it can also be your antiseptic to fight off any germs.

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@mdkroeger How many hairs do you think you’ll be plucking? That’s dedication!

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@acoffey I have many mystery keys in a desk drawer, but only useful keys stay on my keychains.

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@acoffey Surprisingly, it was.

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@acoffey We had a similar experience with Dominos about a month ago. Pizza was in quality check for over an hour. I called to check on it, and eventually the employee admitted they were really short staffed. They did offer a free pizza on our next order.

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@acoffey We can call it multitasking.

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@acoffey Wow, you are doing a lot of reflecting tonight. These experiences helped shape you into the wonderful person you are today.

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I’ve been fortunate to have excellent eyesight for 50+ years, but it has come to my attention recently that text isn’t as clear as it once was. My wife suggested I try out her cheaters glasses, and I was amazed at the difference they made. I might have to cave in and get a pair.