John Anderson

USFCA '18 Pianist 🎹🎶 Weight lifter 🏋🏾 Chess Coach 🤓 Gates Millennium Scholar 📚 Cancer Researcher 🔬~No one is in control of your happiness but you!~

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

My mom gave me some random sticks and screws with no instructions and was like, "here, you're smart, build me a tripod stand."

Wtf mom, I went to school for Kinesiology, not fucking engineering 🤦🏽

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

@ZenChoZen @wulfe_e @jrces_ @GOATBooker01 @WardeIICurry30 @NBA You still have time to delete this 😂😅 you’re making a mockery of yourself

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

@TheWarriorsTalk This didn’t age well 😂😭💀

[sab 🪬 @svbrinaaaxo]

why olaf lowkey hit that

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

@imlowkeycool Most underrated movie 😭😩

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

I need new haters, because my old ones became fans 🤣

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

@DanielRensch @fins0905 @Starbucks 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

@Samm_147 @BrotherNature Lmfao but it did fold on you because your body can't hold that big head of yours

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

@Samm_147 @BrotherNature Eww who still drinks whole milk these days 😂🤢

[TheWarriorsTalk @TheWarriorsTalk]

Chase Center lookin brazy 😳

[Crunchyroll @Crunchyroll]

It's been a year since this life changing fight

[ً @taIIant]

Nobody:

That one mf one minute before closing:

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

💀💀💀💀💀💀😹😹😹

[xo.weendyy🤍 @xo_weendyy]

My dad hella played my niece 😂💀

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

How your girl acts 20 minutes after starting an argument for no reason https://t.co/oDIuT78hyV

[Tarjei J. Svensen @TarjeiJS]

⚡️BREAKING: Carlsen is officially on 🔥!
✔️ 3rd win in a row
✔️ 22nd win in 2019
✔️ Scores 1st win vs World #3 Ding
✔️ 76th game without a loss
✔️ 2881,3, 7,9 pts away from @2700chess record, 0,7 from official @FIDE_chess record
✔️ Leads Croatia #GrandChessTour with 6/8

[J @jonsznz]

nigga grabbin unseasoned chicken

[John Anderson @johnandersoniv]

@fins0905 I'm dying right now 😂😭💀🤣