Gf "did you watch Simpsons as a kid, I wasn't allowed"
Me "yes I did but when I was a kid I probably preferred porn as a kid"
No idea how I am a functioning adult...... how are any of us functioning adults lol.....
Jiri Prochazka's coach says he may consider moving down to middleweight after his loss at #UFC303 👀
"Now [Jiri] might consider moving to another weight class... it will not be just my decision, but the team's decision.
Middleweight would give meaning as a new restart. And then back to light-heavyweight."
(via. TNCZ) #UFC #MMA
To all those who continue to doubt me. Screw all of you, I don't care about any of you. You just project your insecurities onto me. Your envy, born from your inability to pursue your desires, poisons the heart. Keep watching me shine!