Johnathan

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Old head logic

Not a super Totally a super
team team

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jay Williams goes off on fans calling SGA a “free throw merchant” 😳

“LeBron had 188, MJ had 190… Shai only has 125 free throw attempts.”

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

I feel 0 animosity towards Juan Soto this weekend. He owed the Yankees nothing. You get one big payday in baseball. Yanks didn’t match it. Treating him like he owed the fans something is ridiculous, he doesn’t have to care about Monument Park or roll call

Thanks for 2024 though

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

first time i drank i knew that shit was for me

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

ever had a cold beer?

[GoofyWise 🇵🇸 ☭ @GoofyWise]

Men thinking they have to have a perfect life in order to have a gf is a mask for our inability to exist in vulnerability.

[Dios @Dios_0ficial]

El marketing es mi pasión.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

I thought this was a lesbian couple

[𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙖𝙖 @arkaavs]

The Thunder just had the greatest regular season ever and I feel like nobody cares lol

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 😈 @BigDawgBanna]

Something about batters trollin pitchers, then standin on business that make baseball worth watchin for me

[rak @rakwtf]

as a man, fumbling a marvellous woman in your 20s only to realise she could've been the love of your life but now you'll probably never see her again and carrying that haunting melancholy forever in your heart is almost a prerequisite to greatness

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

29 MLB fanbases in spring training: “yay baseball season’s almost here and I can’t wait to watch our prospects”

Yankees fans:

[D3M1👨🏾‍💻🩺 ™️ @_dhemii]

This is one of the smartest things I’ve heard a woman say. So spot on 👏

[s✰m @shadowIung]

tell her jeff hardy still doin it