johnathan

check out my instagram because it’s cute i guess

[miia @miiagarro]

yes our relationship was iconic bc i was the ICON and he was the ICK

[k @kbeezayy]

why is the idea of getting wingstop better than actually eating it

[johnathan @johnathankadeee]

i’m finally living my life..and i can feel it

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my manager: "Can you handle this?"
me waiting for him to leave so i can consult ChatGPT.

[gazzi @akif4rt]

Soft launching multiple vacation plans at my job so no one is surprised later

[softie✨ @softgirlamy]

idc we grown i wanna see it before we link, ain’t finna catdickfish me😂😂😂

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

You not gay it’s a demon that’s inside of you

[June @Junencense]

You gotta post hole on LinkedIn to get a job now

[Sebastian @Seba_Ali0]

I love how they don’t allow fat people on that new gay dating app!

[johnathan @johnathankadeee]

who is approving these u**y people onto goose

[johnathan @johnathankadeee]

DO NOT go on a hike for a second date unless you’re okay with eating shit

[☥ @rosiesrib]

summer is around the corner so if you’re still fat maybe try next year

[johnathan @johnathankadeee]

@johyawnn

[mikey 🕺✨ @mikeytalks2much]

i love getting my blood drawn so i can have raw gay sex.

[johnathan @johnathankadeee]

he needs botox

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if you find this guy annoying and youre not sure why, its because he does every video like he just discovered sliced bread and youve never heard of it. and its not his fault. the algorithm boxed him into one type of content. hes completely algo captured.

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

When 1 hoe don't answer, none of em do, TF y'all at a staff meeting

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

i cried over a situationship i was cheating on thee entire time #inevergaf

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Seeing ur ex on dating apps is so funny. Like girl you forgot to mention you HIT PEOPLE LOL

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

When my ex thinks my posts are about him but I found another man who also treats me like shit