Johnathon Simons

Miami of Ohio Alum, Conservative, Die hard Pittsburgh Sports Fan, Business Man, and Gambling Addict. Town hall 14

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Fucking die for the badge. Dig the fuck in

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Tim Ream needs subbed off immediately. Christian Pulisic isn’t captain America anymore he’s just plain soft. We need to want it more than this. This isn’t how you celebrate 250. “The boys love to win but don’t hate to lose” - Shoresy

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I didn’t know it was possible to get dunked on in soccer until today. Tim Ream needs to figure it out

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Rooting for the boys who cut my lawn this morning in their Raul Jerseys 🇲🇽 Took the ML and Raul to score. I just felt like the gods were speaking to me.

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@GeraldMacphee Just released a full week of work stress to those

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First fight was already insane. This is gonna be an insane card

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I was an absolute stick today on the course. If I was black I’d be tiger woods

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Got all the bad golf sucked out of me last night. I can’t even see the ball but I’m going low I can feel it #20feetforpar

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USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 We are winning this shit

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What is mark messier wearing on his head? Lowkey fuck with it

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Anyone else horny?

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What the fuck is PK subban wearing right now? Every game his outfit gets worse. Just wear a suit

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Mitch daddy can fuck my wife anytime he wants

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Just saw my friends mom and her daughter. I’m trying to take care of the older version and new version if you get what I’m putting down. #threesome

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Morgan Wallen concert tonight. Might start a fight in the stands. Someone’s daughter is getting punished.

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Potential quote of year

Potential quote of all time

Louvre level quote of Joey

[Gerald " 95.7 " Macphee @GeraldMacphee]

@Theothethird91 @HoopMixOnly Rather die then go her

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Headed to the US Open today and couldn’t be more ready to get Chipinsky to sign my Zyn tin.

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Jannik Sinner #Historic #DontDoDrugs