John B 💙

Dry old git. Follows and retweets ≠ endorsement.

[Ailsa Cowen @ailsawrote1]

Day is ruined. Ted has died 😔 🐶 #GoneFishing #BobMortimer

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@Stagecoach_Ox Neither great news or an improvement for anyone living between Summertown and Parkway needing to get to Bicester!

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@TheOxfordMail The Oxford Mail website is down!

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Do you even own a suit?"

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is who @ElonMusk really is. Don’t buy a Tesla.

Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@Stagecoach_Ox Would that be the S3?

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@Stagecoach_Ox Thanks but 12:15 was an hour ago.

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@archivetvmus71 I recall being told one of the original (french) lines was (approximately) "These cabbages are rotten, let's send them to England" but maybe I was told wrong.

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

‘Race science’ group say they accessed sensitive UK health data https://t.co/g6a3RG49jM

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@greasepaintpeel [Tse Tse] doesn't play in YT but downloaded as MP4 and the audio works.

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@Stagecoach_Ox so are we back to normal after 06:00 tomorrow (saturday)?

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@Hilary_W ...perhaps a spare in case one goes missing.

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

"We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us."
https://t.co/vMLjVZzIK4

[Headington News @HeadingtonNews]

The assault of a police officer in New High Street on Saturday isn’t lurid enough for the Oxford Mail, so the headline describes it as an “Oxford shark attack” https://t.co/Xc7U7ImPtx

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

Charging for up to 3h in Sunnymead car park will push park users, dog-walkers etc onto the few free on-street spaces. Was this your intention @LaurFou1 @AndrewGant3 ?

[Oxford Clarion @OxfordClarion]

Charges will be introduced at Headington Hill, Bury Knowle and Sunnymead car parks following an @OxfordCity Cabinet decision last night. The levels will be set to “facilitate use of the adjoining parks, but discourage use by residents and commuters”.

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

There is only a week left to register to vote in the UK election. If you’re not registered by 11.59pm on the 18th June, you cannot vote on 4th July. To register just click on https://t.co/5au3gPGPXR and then just share this post with anyone and everyone @justvote24

[John B 💙 @johnb_rox]

@TalkingPicsTV @RadioTimes @RadioTimes web schedule disagrees, though I'm inclined to believe you! https://t.co/8Gfk9RZIfN

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

"They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the - sorry, there's the helicopter. Dave, you finish this"

[Otto English @Otto_English]

They're going the wrong way you utter dimwit.