Twunkspo

Good for sex (he/him)

told I have boyish charm

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

They hate when you serve brown eyes brown hair and. . . . Damn im not special

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

Bisexuals, we loved the National Anthem mv, didnt we

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I don't poop a lot anymore, is that an issue or am I just not a "Big Shitter"

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If I was a girl I would be one of those hoes from the sisterhood of the traveling pants

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

Sometimes the mundanity of the weekday gets to me but then I just sit on the grass for like an hour and remember that the micro alterations within the mundane are where the greatest joys are hidden

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

You wait in line to pick out all these sandwich fixings at Subway just for it to taste like slightly dirty wet lettuce and 1400's grainy ass wheat

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

To everybody that doesn't like me: get together and try to do something about it

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

I'm too hot to keep track of the weather, my disciples will tell me what's up

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

I need someone to organically tell me that I look like a twinked-up Henry Cavill

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

Idk how many more 80 minute lectures I have left in me

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

Homophobic gaybo

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Sorry if I got chamomile eos chapstick on the bong, I'm doing this new thing "gukking"

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

Dickotomy: the dichotomy between lobotomy and circumcision

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

can I piss while doing the pomodoro technique (URGENT)

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they're calling it "The Pollen" pshhhh so dramatic

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You bitches haven't been popping popcorn in sunflower oil and it shoowwsss

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

@DallinCorless His gay ass I stg

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

I hate it when ice does that thing where it just decides to be sticky one day?? weiiirrrrrdddd

[Twunkspo @johnb_ussy]

I think our phones should shut off forever when we die like imagining listening to music when you die and then it just. . . keeps playing?? bitches will be sayin shit like "it's like he's still here" stfu