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Daily adventues of a happily married man and father. Hit that retweet.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Demonstrating a multifunctional prosthetic arm, 1921.

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@PearlteaRizzy I saw it on post as a kid with army boots instead of sneakers, but it meant someone was getting out of the army.

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

This guy is a legend with beer 🙌

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@drunkenfemboy @RedLightning420 I hate you

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

Extraordinary. �

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@Western_Trad Lack of artistic talent and money, lots and lots of money.

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Franchises???

[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

Ever needed a friend? “Do-Nothing Rent-A-Man” offers a safe space for women in Japan. Shoji Morimoto lends himself out for eating, drinking or simple chitchat.

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@pulte Happy birthday Mr. Pulte

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Happy birthday Mr. Pulte

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@StoneMountain64 following

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My hunt was successful. I had to battle a horde or native target dwellers. #target #ToiletPaperPanic #toiletpapercrisis #provider

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#COVID19 #Stimuluscheck #TrumpCheck I got a good deal

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#CaroleBaskin #JoeExotic #TigerKing Watch "Joe Exotic for President! 2016" on YouTube
https://t.co/WTiiAHTcLk

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@NavaiBaku https://t.co/30mf7WY9Hy

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@Sechigai Lol bum

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If we’d have had these in Iraq, we’d have had less masturbation induced heat casualties. #armylife #army #iraq #fml #heatstroke

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@Sechigai Did you try turning off and back on again?

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#KevinHart

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Wise words

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If only we could get our children to understand this.