John Baron

GOLFER AND FOUNDER OF BARON UNIVERSITY

[John Baron @johnbaron45]

A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ARE HAPPENING WITH #CLOV

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LETS BE CLEAR, THE ORGANIZATION HAS SPENT MILLIONS TO KEEP RAPE VICTIMS OF JR QUIET #UPENN #DREXEL

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CUOMO IS SINGLE AND ITALIAN. ATTA WEDDING? BADDA BING

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SINCE THERE ARE 10 DOSES IN A VIAL, MELANIA’S PARENTS GOT VACCINE SAME DAY BEFORE REAL AMERICANS. THAT LEAVES 6 DOSES. GUESS WHO GOT THEM?

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@SenTedCruz AND GARY GATES WERE LEADING BY EXAMPLE BUT TEXANS WERENT PAYING ATTENTION. EVEEY TEXAN SHOULD BE ON VACATION.

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THE WALL WAS NOT ONLY BUILT TO KEEP OUT ARGENTINIANS IT WAS ALSO BUILT TO COUNTER CLIMATE CHANGE BY PREVENTING WARM AIR TO BLOW INTO TEXAS. IT WORKED.

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I THOUGHT RUSH WOULD BEAT AIDS

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@davidwebbshow BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BECAUSE HE INVENTED THE KITE

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@reaIPatriot WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

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@ChrisT36910076 DONT LISTEN TO THE DOUBLE R BARONS

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@RepMTG EVEN I THINK MENTAL CASE MARJORIE IS A WASTED SEAT IN THE HOUSE. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GEORGIA?

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WHO THINKS IVANKA HAS HAD MORE WORK DONE TO HER THAN A FIAT?

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WHO IS MAD AT FLOTUS’ PARENTS?

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WHO IS MAD AT DONALD TRUMP?

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WHO IS MAD AT MIKE PENCE?

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SHOULD CHINA VIRUS DENIERS BE DENIED THE VACCINE?

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@IvankaTrump #FAKENEWS

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SORRY BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE THE EX-GIRLFRIEND THAT SHOWS UP ON YOUR WEDDING DAY TO BLOW YOU. AND THEN SHE SHOWS UP AFTER YOUR HONEYMOON TO BLOW YOU AGAIN. THEN SHE BRAGS ABOUT IT AND IT GETS BACK TO YOUR WIFE AND WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING SHE TAKES A HAMMER TO YOUR BALLS

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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HOOK UP WITH THE “HOT CHICK” WHEN THE BARTENDER CALLS LAST CALL AND THEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HER 8 MONTHS LATER AND SHES WEARING YOUR FAVORITE T-SHIRT.

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I HEARD DEMS WILL PASS A LAW THAT STATES YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IF YOU PASS A TEST IF YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG!!! IF THIS HAPPENS REPUBLICANS WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER PRESIDENT IN OFFICE, NOT EVEN IVANKA