John Barratt

York Graduate & Long time northern Product Manager

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@northernassist There were 3 coaches at the station but none of them would go early.

I didn't think my opinion of Northern could go any lower but congratulations you've surpassed yourselves

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Usual poor service from @northernassist waiting 45 min for the 18:45 rail replacement to Sunderland. The picture shows the services at 19:45 and 20:45 but they won't go early.

I know you couldn't run a railway nor can you run a coach service. I

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Imagine having Bjork as the least mad part of your set #Brits2026

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@elonmusk No LASIK, just Retinax 5, to which she's probably allergic just like a certain James Tiberius Kirk

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Tea bag is Tom Houghton #MaskedSingerUK

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Arctic Fox is Ncuti Gatwa #MaskedSingerUK

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@JamesAcastor showing the true meaning of Christmas. @BBC @OffMenuOfficial #SaturdayKitchenlive

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@ColinSpenc4257 Weren't these banned under various chemical weapons conventions

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Im pretty sure if we looked at the locations of the people advocating civil war they would be focused in the South West of England.

I think its finally got to crisis point around whether its Jam or Cream first.

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@rohanpaul_ai Can't wait to use them to pick up some power converters from Toche station

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@Bbmorg Mmm 'East Yorkshire' you say... surely you mean the East Riding of Yorkshire.

Lads he's an imposter, quick to the battlements

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Mmmm @VictoriaCoren if I didn't belive in statistics and things like the Monte Carlo casino I'd say the #NYTimes is trying to send you a message #onlyconnect

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@BBCNWT Is it John Terry

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@bbc5live All the small things - blink 182

Literally all the small things

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@Jenny_1884 Technically its

Every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart

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@benonwine I'd know that face anywhere its Spike Milligan

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@frankinscence @MartinSLewis Don't worry i didn't think you were. I know that luck does play apart but also the media landscape now is a million miles away from where it was 26 years ago. I was mainly struggling with location bias as I was living in Bradford. I think I wouldn't of made it in today's world

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@realDonaldTrump If this doesn't tell the story of when Eric was a chef on the USS Missouri and how he battled terrorists who had taken over the ship and were seizing the ships nuclear arsenal then I'm gonna be pissed

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@other_st_nick Come to the Cricket by 4pm there's an outbreak of that rare reptile the beer snake who's natural predator the orange jacket fun police stalks and then kills the beer snake to the sounds of jeers

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@DJSnM Welcome to Portland

(Don't hate me just a brit looking on)