JB

Husband, dad, triathlete, acclaimed novelist, liar about 2 of those. The @sfgiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate.

[JB @johnbartle]

#Sacramento is Native American for “land of never ending freeway repair”.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

barber done fucked my shit up

[JB @johnbartle]

@GarlicFryRy Omg

[Jim Carroll @JimCarrollSF]

The crazy thing about rent control is how it completely fucks over anyone who isn’t protected.

No, this isn’t an argument in favor of rent control. This is an argument against it.

These people have nowhere to go because my neighbor rents her 4bd/1ba apt for $800/mo.

[JB @johnbartle]

Torture is only cute when you win with some regularity. Right now it’s reallyfa king annoying.

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

@CHilla415 Locked and loaded

[JB @johnbartle]

3 walks and a grand slam. Wait for it.

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

I'm not kidding, you guys.

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

We need 13 more runs.

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

We need 13 more runs.

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

We’re far enough into the #SFGiants 2026 season where I can confidently say:

[JB @johnbartle]

@AndrewYang 5 years from now, if this becomes a thing:

Me: List the top 10 MLB pitchers by ERA from 1963-1967.

ChatGPT: Taxation is theft.

[JB @johnbartle]

@KNBR 60 games is a pretty good sample size.

[Cat @CatInShambles]

fuck you

[JB @johnbartle]

Wow. It actually happened.

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

You can set your clock to it.

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

I see we’ve amassed a whole run. That should be enough. 🙄

#SFGiants

[Sons of Johnnie LeMaster @SonsofJohnnieLe]

This is why they invented alcohol …

#sfgiants

“You need a beer? Grab a beer.”

[JB @johnbartle]

Thing about this season is, even IF we get 6+ here and win, these guys are still ass clowns.

#SFGiants

[Michael Monreal @ByMMonreal]

It’s not just that the Giants are having a rough season, but they’re starting to get blown out fairly consistently. Simply not competitive in most games.

[JB @johnbartle]

#SFGiants

[JB @johnbartle]

#SFGiants