John Swan

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

Exit, pursued by a T-Rex

RIP Sam Neill

[nic @grqntt]

i will forever love this video of sam neill laughing so much to the point his face turned red when laura dern was talking about filming one of the scenes in 'jurassic park'

[John Swan @johnblackswan]

@William_Laing @DryToast2810 I once saw a documentary about how sloths sleep for hours on a tree and when they wake up they mistake their own arm for a branch, try to hang from it and fall into the void and die. It was the stupidest thing I had ever seen, that is, until I saw your comment.

[John Swan @johnblackswan]

@JonnyORour1gau @DryToast2810 What, not Boy George enough for ya?

[John Swan @johnblackswan]

@TanzeyJon2991 @DryToast2810 It's appreciated, just like it's not underrated. It's simply not as popular because it isn't current pop music.

[| UCEE | @stanleemichaels]

Norm Macdonald asking Donald Trump for a picture.. and he replied

“Ah, you’re funny, I love you. I’ll take a picture with you in a minute.”

And then Proceeds to get on an elevator and leave 💀

Norm's storytelling was completely unmatched.

[المستشار 95k @you4_im]

إذا كانت البنت تعشق الخلفي وتحاول تخبي عليك لأي سبب كان.
فهذه الوضعية ستسهل عليها وعليك تجاوز مرحلة إنكارها لهذه المتعة، كل ما عليك هو أن تقنعها بأنك ستحك رأسه على فتحة طيزها، وبعد أن تتأكد من اثارتها أقنعها بأنك ستدخل رأسه فقط، وبادر دون تردد أو تنتظر موافقتها طالما مازالت مستثارة من عملية الحك السابقة، وستجد أن طيزها قد ابتلعته كله وبكل سهولة

[John Swan @johnblackswan]

@Rollingstonbmd Could her character possibly be any more annoying? Great actress, though.

[المستشار 95k @you4_im]

بدون التهيئة الجسدية المناسبة والكافية لجسدك وبدون تكثيف المزلق للطرفين لن تتمكني من الاستمتاع بهذا الشعور الرائع والإحساس السلس الذي يؤكده رد فعلها ودفعها المتكرر والمنسجم مع فحلها للحصول على أقصى نشوة ممكنة، وما صوت ذلك الخفقان المذهل والمتكرر والممزوج بهذه النشوة المشتركة التي مزجت سعابيل شهوتها مع المزلق وعصر عضلتها العاصرة بقووووة لقضيبه إلا شعور متكامل لتلك المتعة التي لامست مشاعرك بلا شك

[John Swan @johnblackswan]

@bacchusplateau @vashikoo Lithgow is such a great actor.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth night club 🦇

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1977, Richard Pryor spoofed Star Wars by playing himself as a bartender in a Cantina sketch for THE RICHARD PRYOR SHOW. He personally asked for George Lucas's blessing, and Lucas was such a big fan of Pryor's, he not only said yes but also gave Pryor various masks and costumes used in the film 😂 hilarious

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

SUPERMAN ruining classic movies 😂😂
(created w/ Blender)

[Double Fucked Girls 🔞 @doublefuckedgrl]

Anal cumshot during DP, cum in Italian mom's ass! #anal #doublepenetration #italian #mmf #threesome

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, playing practical jokes on his fans, dressed up as The Terminator.

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

The way Tom Hanks delivers “WHAT” almost broke Tim Allen which almost broke Tom in the process and yet they somehow still kept it rolling