John Hilberts

Christian, husband, father, software engineer and lover of all things nerdy.

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@ianmSC Wait, so a country of 51 Million is only having roughly a thousand cases a day and single-digit deaths? Great work South Korea! Masks doing their job well! #ContextIsKing

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So I suppose in beauty and the beast the furniture basically assigned themselves prison-style nicknames?

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Lunch break idea to help widely disseminate the latest pain science:

Would you watch a @netflix special with well-known voices sharing stories & ideas about pain? Gee that’d fit well with my research!

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@NRL @arielhelwani Only crowds greater than 500 are banned. NRL is fine 😂

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@101ULTRAS Copenhagen FC vs East Copenhagen FC 😜

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The “The Way You Make Me Feel” film clip has *not* aged gracefully.

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“Our good works are fruits of sanctification, not causes of it; and if we put the fruit where the root should be, we greatly err.” - Spurgeon #whatadude

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Florence train station; where you pay €1 to use a bathroom with no seat... 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Pizza is a breakfast food. 🤯

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Buttering a croissant is like putting beef flakes on top of a steak.

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Did my European duty. Voted in Eurovision.

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Dining at @DKMcDonalds and 2/3 of the last songs have dropped the FBomb. Surely this isn’t normal? Or is this just culture shock? Still a family restaurant? Oops. Now 3/4.

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@troyhunt I’ve been the best door-to-door IT security salesman for years. My trick is to leave my brochure all over their servers.

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@troyhunt Make something idiot proof and someone will build a better idiot.

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Shouldn’t it be sunfall not sunset?

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Much like Remembrance Day, Good Friday is good not because of the event but because of the result. We remember not the signing of an armistice but the result; peace. And we remember that a great sacrifice was paid for that peace. #itisfinished #lestweforget

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Peppa Pigs friends are savage little animals.

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Couch potato: how did potatoes get this bad rap for being lazy vegetables?
Crazy carrots? Busy beetroots?

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@troyhunt Why would a sex robot need connectivity? I mean apart from the required connections.... 😅

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Living overseas has taught me how many horrid expressions are in English.