John Bailey

Healthy, Delphi and Pfized

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

In the last decade Oscar Isaac has made 24 films and 4 TV series. Does he owe money to the mob or something? Take a break buddy.

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

"There's no 'I' in 'water'"
(Sad waiter at the beach)

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Reading that there had never been a major production of Samuel Beckett in Australia by 1984 😐

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Maybe the unexpected item in bagging area is love

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

The absolutely hectic crescendo of texts/emails when a package is about to arrive borders on music theatre.
"the package"
"the PACKage"
"your package"
"that package"
"YOUR PACKAGE IS ON ITS WAAAAY"

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

My kid's new favourite music genre can only be described as 'medieval tavern music' and every cornett trill sounds like another thud of dirt on the coffin of my Spotify algorithm

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Wordle looks like a puzzle game but is secretly a fighting game.

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

@incrediblemelk The drinking is so prominent in the film it's like having Spider-Man taking a smoke break every ten minutes. The lack of sex is canon (Drake has a partner who isn't mentioned) but I can't recall a film with so much grog in forever!

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The new Uncharted film is solidly M-rated and seems aimed at young teens, but there is SO MUCH BOOZE it's almost surreal. Like five bar scenes alone! It's like Indiana Jones stumbled onto the set of Sideways.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

did hamlet want revenge or did he want an excuse to put on a little play

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It's a line from from Patricia Lockwood's No One is Talking About This, I feel?

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Why did I write 'I'm so proud of my ambient baby'

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

Why do we hear so much from tennis players' parents? Let's replace 'stage mum' with 'tennis dad'.

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@LegofLamb1 I don't understand why the rest of the world isn't obsessed with Silvesterklausen

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Hey fictional characters, lay off all the remembering

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Petition to introduce 'GO EXTINCT' as the new retort of choice

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

Kick your weekend off with this breezy, uplifting piece by a paleontologist: HUMANS ARE DOOMED TO GO EXTINCT
https://t.co/J9UxlSZhT8

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I need to know the backstory of the guy who brought a martini to my 10.35 screening of No Time to Die. That's AM.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

You Are Now Corn Man

[John Bailey @johnbonbailey]

Number of words spoken by women in recent war films.
1917: 0
Dunkirk: 44
Shadow in the Cloud: