The absolutely hectic crescendo of texts/emails when a package is about to arrive borders on music theatre.
"the package"
"the PACKage"
"your package"
"that package"
"YOUR PACKAGE IS ON ITS WAAAAY"
My kid's new favourite music genre can only be described as 'medieval tavern music' and every cornett trill sounds like another thud of dirt on the coffin of my Spotify algorithm
@incrediblemelk The drinking is so prominent in the film it's like having Spider-Man taking a smoke break every ten minutes. The lack of sex is canon (Drake has a partner who isn't mentioned) but I can't recall a film with so much grog in forever!
The new Uncharted film is solidly M-rated and seems aimed at young teens, but there is SO MUCH BOOZE it's almost surreal. Like five bar scenes alone! It's like Indiana Jones stumbled onto the set of Sideways.