john bowman jr

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

I used to just throw the boxes on delivery.. you ever get broken shit from stores? That’s me

~My Guy Silas

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

If you’re good at something... never do it for free.

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

A tap with a hammer $10. Knowing where to tap $5,000

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

It has come to me that the only game you can successfully play drunk is grand theft auto. P.s thank god for auto correct cause if I didn’t have it this would look like Japanese.

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

Went to the gym, did bi’s and tri’s for the first time in a while. Now I look like a damn T-Rex cuz I can’t move my arms past a 90 degree angle... 🦖

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

Ever be on your phone but think you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket?

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

Wish I could just fix everything and stfu. But idk what’s goin on. Ik im out in a couple days. Back to simpler shit.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

12-2 let’s go nick

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@saaraholiviaa Just remember though, my man ain’t got no hair

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

Did you know there are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?
✈️ 🌊

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

(Escaping from North Korea) Me: Siri take me to South Korea!
Siri: ok, playing Christmas hits 2017

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

Note to self: drinking hot liquid to treat hot food doesn’t work...

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@chelteham Guy why do you even have that?????

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@chelteham Sure what is it?

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@chelteham Hell to the know

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@chelteham Bro 50 shades of fucked

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@chelteham Wow that’s fucked up yo

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@chelteham Bro been there done that not fun. If you can.. find a nice pimp who atleast takes you to dinner first

[john bowman jr @johnbowmanjr3]

@chelteham Yo dude you’re fucked frfr💯