John Kelly

Chelsea mad family man! Up the Blues

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@Pipskin @tobytarrant
absolute pair of legends , thanks for not telling me to fuck off yesterday haha

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@ChrisEubankJr Great fight but went on too long JR.

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@AmericaPapaBear that's Wilde

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@CourtNewsUK has one of his front teeth got a restraining order against the other?

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@Nino12x

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@JeffStelling This is prime example of game recognising game

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@TotallycarsTM £61 to park in Streatham for 4 hours, absolute liberty

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@BrianMortonCFC @ProEvolution_ running away from defenders like they are chasing him with a paternity test

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@orlaminihane cut him in half and count the rings

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@Skafell25 @TheNorfolkLion see it now, my bad

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@TouchlineX does he want flair to disappear?!

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@Footballtweet wait until they reveal that by half time they mean between the second and third quarter !

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@frankiemuniz The headline writes itself when he finishes 20th

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@SkySportsPL 6'2" of absolute fanny.

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@invertCucurella saying anyone other than bogarde is wrong

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@CfcDan_01 a thread full of wronguns

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the driver couldn't tell me why or understand what I was asking and phoned someone to translate.
can't tell me a budgens had no replacement for a bottle of vodka

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@JustEatUK just had a farce of a delivery. ordered a bottle of absolute vodka and a bottle of lemonade . driver turned up with just the lemonade, the vodka wasn't there. told me I couldn't reject the lemonade. im not happy that I've paid £6.47 for a lemonade.

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@benonwine Tranz Ferdinand