john-robert

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Fuck Henry Nowak's family's wishes. My career relies on hatred & division, and I'm not passing up this opportunity."

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

When Metropolitan Police officer Wayne Couzens kidnapped and murdered Sarah Everard, Nigel Farage released a five-minute video urging people not to attack men or the police.

Today, in response to the murder of Henry Nowak, he called for "pure cold rage."

[The Celtic Way @TheCelticWay3]

You fundamentally just wouldn't be allowed to say this on British TV.

Well done to Richie Sadlier.

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Lost on penalties. Obviously he is English after all.

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

can’t bomb a drive at a data center, nerd

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“He just smoked his Driver. Now have him shank the wedge.”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“What radicalized you?”

Man, I have two eyes, two ears, and a fully developed prefrontal cortex.

[lispbiftatits @lispbiftatits]

Looking at the local election results this morning

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Before Nigel Farage and Reform UK tell you he is now Prime Minister, note there are 650 MPs in Parliament and 20,000 councillors in the UK.

Today’s results will likely end with Reform UK having 2500-3000/20,000 councillors and still just 8/650 MPs.

GBNews, the Express, Spectator and Mail will tell you he’s about to be handed the keys to No.10. But it’s local elections, they will all be disappointed.

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Carl Vernon @RealCarlVernon]

BP oil profits double.
No tax relief on fuel.

While we're being told to expect higher prices and cancel our holidays.

Yeah. Something not quite right here.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Imagine if Christians had as much grace and understanding for gay children and immigrant families as they do for rapists and pedophiles

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: JD Vance just told the Pope to be careful when opining on theology.

The Pope.

The head of the Catholic Church. The Bishop of Rome. The man whose institution has been the authority on Christian theology for two thousand years.

JD Vance — who converted to Catholicism in 2019 — is telling the Pope to be careful about theology.

[Michael McEwan @MMcEwanGolf]

“I’m looking at it as a par 67 for me."

Since Bryson DeChambeau said this about Augusta National in 2020, he is a combined:

▪️ 16-over the actual par (72)
▪️ 122-over his imagined par (67)

Long memories, those golf gods.

[Luke Robert Black 🌳 @lukerobertblack]

It must have been so weird to pretend they’ve never met

[Mike Hoban @MhHoban]

Oil prices down 15% overnight, so that means petrol prices will be cheaper today that’s how it works isn’t it

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

I feel awful man.

All these years I've slagged him off for this and it was all I big misunderstanding.

It was just his daughters friend, not her best friend. 🤣🤣

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[Jonny Mao @JonnyMao__]

Just queued for 30 minutes to fill up my nearly empty tank. The guy in front of me had only put £4.50 of petrol in his car.

Great to know we still live in a country full of fucking idiots.

[Cllr. Matt Cowley @matcow7]

The Reform Cafe:

The menu tells you the sandwiches will cost £5 and that prices will be cut. When you get the bill, they’ve charged you £6.

“But that’s more than you promised”, you say.

“Ah, but I could have charged you £7, so it is really a price cut”, Nigel replies.