John Reno

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@Schultz975 Did you just drop a Kelly Kapoor quote?

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@jakequery After tragedy struck owner said of Travis "until you've eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp".

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@kylewdietz @johncadyreno tomato jam coffee?? This does not sound like how I want to start my day.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@Cdachis Oh man, what a way to end (seize) the day! Thanks Tuna!!

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@Folgers_AGB Funny Beck, all I really care about is the final score. Get your crappy team from your crappy division out of our house.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@kyleveatch This place looks very nice, but it has nothing on the Colonial.beither way, congrats big guy

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

ESPN: MJ is quite possibly the greatest basketball player of all time, couldn't care less that he's old now. Next topic.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@bignateIU Everybody's upstairs passed out drunk. Nobody's looking after Peepaw; I just found him urinating in the hallway.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@bignateIU MIRANDA, we are all ready to play Parcheesi.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

Tannehilll!! You actually can play, you dog you.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

Its Gameday!! Cowboys Stadium here we come. It pains me a little to say this, but GO Wolverines! @Crawford7627

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

Rudy comes tomorrow!!

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

Early morning Frolf, PBR, and friends in the heart of Sin City. #spachelorparty

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

The Gray feat. Liam Neeson is quite possibly the worst movie I've ever had to sit through. And I've seen Gigli. #iwantmy2hoursback

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@ESPNGreenie Rooting AGAINST Tiger, as always. Nothing better than seeing a Ben Curtis type player hoisting the trophy on Sunday

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A waiter just asked me if eat meat. I felt like a 70 year old women getting carded at a bar.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@TotalSpazMove my grandfather uses Discover, my father uses Discover, I'm NOT getting a Visa, dammit!

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

Really wanting to shed off a few pounds? read this only a few products are left! http://t.co/Ai1U8tlW

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

@therealjohnreno hilarious tweets, keep them coming, but I'm afraid to report to the twittosphere that you are a fakeboy account.

[John Reno @johncadyreno]

Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful mother and sister, and to all you baby mama's out there!