John Alvey

Patrick Mahomes is the 🐐

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@kingdom_royals

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@DJRTistic Drake - F**kin Problems

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Elmo is tired, and Elmo is annoyed, and Elmo is done, done, done.

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@WendellPierce I’ve watched The Wire 4 times. One of the best displays of acting I’ve ever seen. This scene is theatrical caviar.

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@JustinqReid Legend

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@bomani_jones Did the man a favor it appears

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@Billie_T My goodness this is the most damning piece of spurs derangement I’ve ever witnessed. Absolutely hate that I know what you’re talking about.

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@TomFoins @TheRealJonbass This is probably the worst tweet I’ve ever seen lmaooooooooo

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@franfraschilla Sometimes I wonder what I did to piss off a supernatural being so thoroughly that they chose to curse me into having to hear your voice whenever I watch one of my favorite sports. Thank god for the mute button.

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@iambarstoolgreg

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@jason_hamm52826 @AC_TwoCircles Ultimately, you get 2 choices.

1. Blame the extortionists
2. Blame the people who chose to not be extorted
I know who I’m choosing.

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@cdotharrison Feel like it’s fairly obvious lmao

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@TomerAzarly Pretty hilarious how apt it is that the only sketchers athlete that isn’t a certified bum is Hartenstein

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@IsiahWhitlockJr They wanna come talk to me about mashed potatoes, in west Baltimore?! Sheeeeeeeeee-it.

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

Are people going to pretend that Drue Tranquill wasn't right there to make the tackle and only held up because the whistle blew? Lol

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Oh, and I totally forgot about the millions of Americans that became unemployed for the sake of the purity of our divine leader too. My bad.

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Been on 4 flights since the shutdown and each one has spent 20+ minutes longer taxiing than usual both on takeoff and arrival. But hey, the American people should be more than happy to pay this price so the führer can continue to avoid confirming the fact that he’s a pedo.

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@CMichael87629 @ESPNNFL @minakimes @danorlovsky7

[Ennis Rakestraw Jr @EnnisRakestraw]

Back then: throw a hospital ball get put in hospital

Today’s game: throw a hospital ball let the wr catch it..