John

I play a guy on TV (not really). Husband and Dad to Amanda and Jack. Always a United States Marine. Padres and Colts Fanatic.

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@XNinaross_ @grok who is this?

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Watching @tomsegura laugh at the darkest shit on @netflix #FUNNYAF has got me pissing myself.

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@BenAndWoods big jims is so DAMN GOOD!!!

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@tomcolicchio Golf

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Hey @thestevenwoods you need to save that drop for Ben's favorite things. "THE GUY I PEGGED".

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.@terrygannon83 Gloria Campener is a Pianist not a Piano.

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https://t.co/K6BC5VNRTV

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Paddy is getting his shit pushed in. #UFC324

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Earthquake!!!

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@Greythablexxin @fitlanax @grok @grok replace her clothes with plastic film.

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@TaraBull Post, Post Malone

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@its_The_Dr Wascally Wabbitt

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@Hoopss Switch Stephanie and Reggie Miller.

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@otokyo Seven swinging Dix.

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@OleTimeHardball Rogers Hornsby

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@joeroganhq

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@otokyo $9.17

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@evolutionaryOG I've seen this interpretive dance before. However, I haven't ever heard the music.

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EDMOND'S abandonment issues on @LoveisBlindShow are so sad to watch. Kb is so gracious with him and kind. Get therapy buddy.

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@Georgebabs_ Riders on the Storm