John Castaneda

super twee j-pop metal

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

damn I didn’t know @SabrinaAnnLynn was such a fan of Smell The Glove from Spinal Tap. solid homage.

[Janus Films @janusfilms]

It’s getting warmer out…

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

going to the movies fucking rules

one of the great things in life

go as often as you can

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

@ModJam515 @remhq @93XRT 10 year old me with appendicitis ready to interrupt you.

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

@phenomenaz nah FUCK THAT I ride for you charli

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

@harvilla the nectar of the Midwest

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This should be taught in every school. Happy new year everybody!

[Flea @flea333]

the great thing about The Thong Song is you can really feel his earnest yearning to see that thong

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

@lone_starjedi @StreamOnMax lol never mind I see the additional $50 per year. bullshit

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

@lone_starjedi @StreamOnMax what about annual plans?

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Please don't tell anyone how I live.

#TheSimpsons

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Nine hundred dollarydoos?!"

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

@lone_starjedi

[The Onion @TheOnion]

M&M’s Announces 1 In Every 100 Candies Acts As An Abortion Pill https://t.co/JypqzxwFfl

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

A man of great strength and grace. As talented a musician as he was an actor. The epitome of class. An sudden unexpected sharp painful grief for our artistic family. An unimaginable suffering for his personal family and loved ones. Godspeed my friend. You made your mark here. RIP

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Lizzo performing "Du Hast" by Rammstein at Barclays Arena in Hamburg (2023) https://t.co/uEJC4HL8fY

[John Castaneda @johncastaneda]

@MeliClay yeah that way they can’t unfurl the entire roll to the ground and roll around in it. it’ll just spin in place.

[Grubb @JeffGrubb]

Yeah, I'm down.