John Clayton

Husband. Father. Slinging code at Grafana Labs. Recreational golfer & competitive shooter. What's a football?

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@instagram The support flow goes in a loop! Someone seems to have done something bad on my account and it got locked with zero explanation or ability to defend myself. What gives?

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

As someone who has been the 1 remote to an office of teammates, this is absolutely the case.

[Josh Twist @joshtwist]

This is smart - hybrid is the worst of both worlds, a non-level playing field. This is an interesting solution.

[Christian Selig @ChristianSelig]

As the subreddit blackout begins, I wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to the Reddit community and everyone standing up ❤️ Let's hope Reddit listens https://t.co/h6cSYTBZhH

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@redditstatus Could this be the issue?

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@tapbots wouldn't it be terrible if the official Twitter app's keys were discovered somewhere and you used those as a last ditch effort? 🤔

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@TwitterDev In the name of transparency, mind sharing what rules are in violation? I hear @elonmusk loves transparency.

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@elonmusk If transparency builds trust, how about you pull up your training panties and own up to why Tweetbot and other apps have stopped working? 🤨

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@tdstelecom How’s the Billings roll out coming along? Will we be getting 8gig too?

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@xxTheMonDon @tdstelecom Holup - there’s a data cap?!

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@SteveDaines @JoeBiden What are you afraid they'll find, Steve? It would just make my day if you got brought down along with the orange baboon.

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@SteveDaines So the party of small government is ok controlling the physical health and well-being of American women? Sounds like it. Go fuck yourself, Steve. You are an awful human being.

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@SteveDaines The fuck is wrong with you?!

[Grafana @grafana]

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[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@SteveDaines The fuck is wrong with you?!

Бля с тобой не так?!

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@SteveDaines “Russian asset, go fuck yourself”

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@SteveDaines You dumb fucking piece of shit you were explicitly asked to NOT tweet about this.

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@GamersNexus @Newegg Sounds familiar...
Buy hard drive, drive arrives physically damaged, start RMA.
New drive arrives, won't spin up, return it this time.
... 📅
Wondering where refund is, they eventually "make an exception" to process a refund. An exception?! You have my money and I have 0 drives!

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@siracusa @atpfm Dammit I just listened to the episode and now have to wait?!

[John Clayton @johnclayton]

@avexcel @patricknorton “a 30 pound cat…” wat?! 🤯

[Shadoware @ShadowareOS]

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