John Crypto

|| normal dude || John Q Everyman || small-potatoes investor || American || distraction ||

[John Crypto @johncrypto61407]

fucking hell..

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@JeffDye

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PUKA

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go Pats

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@Naam_kafi_hai shoe

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@messedupfoods and they want to wonder why we have shit test scores

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@RayRapOpinions yeah

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@neet_sol who won't?

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Jake Paul keeps knocking himself down

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2025

We're giving thanks to our community by dishing out five special Holiday Gift Pack giveaways! There's one for each Parallel, beginning with Earthen.

TO ENTER: Just Like, RT, and Comment '//' on this post. A winner will be randomly selected in 24 hours.

Thanks for supporting us in 2025 and good luck!

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@GovRonDeSantis you guys are such hillbillies

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@realDonaldTrump asking babe how her day was at work 🤦🏼

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@ayeejuju 🎶 buh-buh-baduup. buh-buh-baduup, badah-bah 🎶

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@SWAGBEASTULTRA that's at least 6 years of bad luck

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@shreyabasu003 that cultural knowledge has been lost to time I'm afraid

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@rezajafery The elves of Rivendel would never allow this to happen

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@boxfan17 2025 was long as fuck

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@DisrespectedThe the bread is important because it absorbs the moisture

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@0xAndros hell yea brother 👊🏼