John "Cumshot" Calhoun

imperial grand wizard | MCOTY ‘1832 (mandingo coach of the year) | states rights | the old south | go vols

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@Rabbiroofie Give this cocker spaniel a bone and a home!!

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@Rabbiroofie Rabbi,

Could this be because you botched my nephew’s circumcision last week?!?

Something to consider.

Best,
Cumshot

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@Rabbiroofie The classic ratzh faza trap! #jerusalem

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

I’m thrilled to announce that after 14 years of hard work, I’ve accepted a new position as House Slave.

Grateful to the plantation leadership team for recognizing my potential. Excited to begin this next chapter.

#NewBeginnings #CareerGrowth #Leadership #Grateful

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@Rabbiroofie Very smart Rabbi! ✌️🏳️‍🌈🗣️

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

Buddy has a pisser in the garage #gazacouldnever #gazaprollycouldnt

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@OJSimpson425419 Dom,
I recognize srings when i see it,
Cumshot

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@guluksen Thiccy, I don’t know about you, but I totally approve of this.

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

#kys

[midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

I’m on the edge of my seat

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@jarvisfink Skid Mark, xvids ball knower

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@feelmyrath36 check out the local brews fag.

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@ScaryMaryx @klintkubiak504 sauce?

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@blowyonce nice fat feet #retard

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

yeah i’m drinking today, jesus christ is gods son #newpope #IndiaPakistanWar2025

[Hosh Jeupel @HJeupel1]

White boy caught a vibe #expand

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

this white boy don’t quit #alqaedalifestyle

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@HonestTexansFan Good. sue these faggots.

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

@LilBismal go ahead and gun that retard down

[John "Cumshot" Calhoun @johncumcalhoun]

fuck the university of tennessee police department #queer