John

Still a Tadashi Hamada fan account

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I’m still yet to see an actor match the range of Wilmer Valderrama transitioning from That 70s Show to Handy Manny/Yo Momma simultaneously in 2006

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Do I not eliminate my enemies when I make them my friends?

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@JohnstonDragons Writing in Barta for president next fall

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Michael Barta is my idol

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@ddeerberg26 Used to walk to school and back in the spring time, but that was when I was young and full of life

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Driving 20 mph feels so slow, but a 3 minute mile on foot would be unimaginable for any human in history

Being able to sit and listen to your Will Smith CD while a box carries you at inhuman speeds is a wildly under-appreciated luxury

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@ddeerberg26 Literally can’t imagine having to walk to and from work each day. Would massively limit the jobs people had access to also.

BREAKING NEWS: JOHN DISCOVERS CARS ARE EXTREMELY USEFUL, SAVES HUMANITY WITH HIS OBSERVATION

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@JohnstonDragons @IHSAA @iahsbb @iabaseball1 @IAHSBCA Dynasties. Seeing Norway mentioned always makes me want to rewatch The Final Season

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It’s 2005

You’re about to start 3rd grade

On the bus ride for a summer KTC movie theater trip

Biggest dilemma is whether to pick Madagascar or Sharkboy & Lavagirl

The snack for today will be ice cream

Life will be full of difficult moments, but right now you’re immortal

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@ddeerberg26 ❤️

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Imagine traveling through time to the year 3000 and all that’s changed is that now they live under water

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@ddeerberg26 I look forward to pretending I never received it

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@ddeerberg26 Good therapy sesh 🤝

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@ddeerberg26 All of my boomer takes are based in envy. On the inside I just want to be Nick Jonas

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@ddeerberg26 Those boys are nothing but trouble let me tell you

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@ddeerberg26 Somehow the Jo Bros telling me my granddaughter is fine doesn’t put me at ease

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@ddeerberg26 Went to a camp he did with the Iowa Energy when I was a kid. Dude seemed super nice and I still think about some of the tips he gave us

I haven’t shot a ball in like 4 years though so maybe just disregard my opinion

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Wherever you’re at is just where you are, not where you’ll always be

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@CouRageJD Michael Sealey does the lord’s work with his sleep meditations on YouTube. They’re my go-to in these spots 100%

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Turning right at a red light with a cop behind you feels like murder