John Ellis

Carpe diem sieze the day or even the month , but don't go too far , Hitler took the piss when he seized Leningrad

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

If you pin a tweet , you are a complete and utter T**T

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

If you watch anything on social media today, make sure it's this video from West Ham.

It raises awareness about suicide bereavement and hits hard. ❤️⚒

Such a powerful short film. 👏

[A Honking Jobby @honking_a]

@estellecostanza

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

Even the tower here is tangerine 🍊

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

@KarlGreen_ Have it on good authority that this guy was caught on the CCTV

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

Luton town looking for plan B ? same thing happened for Blackpool, we switched the home leg & played Wigan away, got booted out home end when Marlon Harewood put us 4-0 up 80th min, went top of the prem for 1st time in 60yrs & had a dominos pizza on the way to train #JustSaying

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

@decmo_ Probably ‘Paris’ San Jose airport if I know Ryanair

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

Lovely stuff

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

@NoContextBrits @decmo_

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

The Sesh is stronger than the Resesh

What a day / what a place, so proud of this country

#worldcupeverymonth #recession #cossylivs

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK economy unexpectedly grew in November, helped by a boost from the World Cup, official figures show https://t.co/LzY0wRf8DN

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

That’s one way to get a roofer sorted

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

Leaked footage of me at Preston away

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

🎃 BREAKING: LONDON PAINTED ORANGE 🎃

🧯 At 8:30am today, 6 Just Stop Oil supporters sprayed orange paint from fire extinguishers onto the Home Office, the MI5 building, the Bank of England and the headquarters of News Corp at London Bridge.

🎥 @cameraZoe

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

Meet Her At The Love Parade (Radio Edit) https://t.co/Qa8Fl9Zfwk via @YouTube

Forget the 6 goal thriller, missed penalty, 4 red cards, coming back from 2-0 down - the highlight of Sheff Utd was this banger playing before kick off , need to get this at Bloomers #UTMP

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

The song intro’s to Paramore's Hard Times & Ain’t It Fun would both make exceptional ringtones #asyouwere

[Bedfordshire Police @bedspolice]

Do you recognise this man? We believe he may be able to help us with our enquiries about an assault in Icknield Way, Luton, on 3 July.
We understand these pictures are low resolution. However, any info, please call 101 or visit https://t.co/0N3s8pVFkp quoting 40/38241/22

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

@DeclanMorrow FFS where am I gonna get my cryptosporidium from now

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

It looks like it’s going to piss it down but the iPhone says zero chance of rain - gonna put my faith in technology #shortsout #wishmeluck

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

@DeclanMorrow @virginmedia Incidentally and completely unrelated but how many hours of Pornhub does that equate to #sailor

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

I’m backing Britain by backing Larry the Cat #LarryForPM #NextPrimeMinister #NextPM #doesntneedtomove #CatsOfTwitter #CatsLover #catsofinstagram

[John Ellis @johnellisbfc]

@rickyellis32 With the support of my family I will get there