John E. Ray

Mastodon: @[email protected]
Developer, Writer, Fish Killer.

[farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) @fmanjoo]

why do you need to make twitter at 1 am? It’s ridiculous to valorize this.

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

Nutjob thread!

Thx for creating a diverse and inclusive environment Elon? (He didn’t hire these people)

An electric atmosphere/amazing environment? (Words fail me. Your minds might explode if you saw a meeting for the MS Paint team)

This is a true leader! (Oh hell…it isn’t)

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Twitter is alive

More alive at 1 am than it used to be during the daytime

[Amanda @Manda_like_wine]

Elon Musk should buy Hobby Lobby next.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

When the first movie was really bad it rarely leads to a successful sequel.

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

@valeriehalla Safari is not Chrome, nor any variant.

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

Dear @Meta,

If Android users cared about security, they wouldn’t be. I’ll stick with iMessage rather than the UX hell of WhatsCrap.

Thanks much!

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I envy religious people. You live the most righteous life constantly judging others but knowing if you contradict your beliefs you can just invent some ceremony on the spot to absolve yourself from any repercussions or guilt and go back to feeling righteous again. Must be nice

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

We handed out two-sided signs at the Trump rally that said “the docs were declassified” on one side and “the docs were planted” on the other.

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

If you’re so damn dumb you don’t even understand the concept of implicit bias training, you shouldn’t have a job. We ALL have implicit bias. One less moron touching people, I guess.

‘Implicit Bias’ Training Cost Me My Nursing Job - The Wall Street Journal https://t.co/JcDTbKmagb

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

Dear @Wendys (in Ohio), has it occurred to you that you can go to a grocery store and buy lettuce… or maybe scavenge some from your salads? The “WE CAN’T GIVE YOU LETTUCE” nonsense for a month is absurd. Seems like a solvable problem if you weren’t a corporate monolith. #Dum

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

@Nelinde Absolutely outstanding. These are *legitimately* excellent.

[Annie Duke @AnnieDuke]

Wait?

So 75% of them don’t regret quitting?

That seems like the bigger headline.

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

1. Someone else’s marriage is not a threat to your relationship
2. Someone else’s body, including their reproductive system, is not a threat to your repressed sexual hangups
3. Your faith is not equivalent to a system of government
4. The Bible didn’t fall out of the sky

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

Talking about the Steam Deck as something other than a computer is stupid. Hey, I can play whatever I want on my laptop too! Geniusiousness! Amazering! Want a computer? - you get a computer (Steam Deck), if you want a managed eco-system, you don’t.

https://t.co/0bDTyaGqk5

[Michael, PA-C, RN @michael_RNtoPA]

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

[John E. Ray @johnemeryray]

@rtmotr Any clue why RTM won’t play on Alexa anymore? Tried multiple devices and accounts - get a TuneIn ad, then silence. Was worried the station had gone away.