John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM

Alaskan Arctic - Professor: Current and Former Everything / Always making fun of the Curse of Oak Island... ALWAYS!

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Ouija Board for the Win in the end on finding the location. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

It would be absolutely comical, though, if Miriam came busting through the door of the War Room screaming... FOUND IT, FOUND IT!! #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

@LewStewal Ha.. good one!

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

@ScottWi92107364 I am struggling through this one (loving our snarks though). How could they expect a renewal for another season based on this mega-flop??

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Well, hello, Cursers... let's get ready for EPIC disappointment! #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Since the X feed is all screwed up, I am going to tee up my season farewell now. Thanks, everyone, for a GREAT season of SNARKS and SNARKISMS! Blessings to all and safe summer travels. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Wow... this has been a joke. I am the most optimistic person I know, and I am going to need therapy from the disappointment of this "finale". Just... wow. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

If they are previewing Philosophy-Jack at the Table of Regrets this early in the show... we are in for a major (but fully expected) LET DOWN.

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Well, if wood were treasure (like they seem to be pushing), they're LOADED!!! #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Their reactions are sad. This whole season is sad. I hope this isn't it, I really do. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Well, there's your treasure, folks... season ends here. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Billy doesn't corrode, and he works inside precious metals. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

This isn't a 2 hour finale (right?l... which speaks volumes. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

That pile of dirt looks too fresh... like it was barged in from a gold mine pit down the road from me... staged?!? 😉 #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Stop... Hammer Drill. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Meanwhile... Bedrock. Meh. Freaking meh. #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

I heard this finale will adjust the timelines on the original depositors back a smidge 😉 #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

It's been a well spent hour of venting some authentic snark with you all! On that note, I bid you adieu. 😉 #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

Emma turning into a Breck girl... no one knows what I am talking about. LOL #OakIslandCursers

[John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM @johnepennington]

I vote for Billy for Oak Island Majority Leader. He knows the system, rarely speaks, but is controlling the actual flow of important work. Billy... the man. #OakIslandCursers