John Fertitta

Owner of a dog with short legs. Engineering Manager @wayfair

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@pconno3 We use it pretty extensively at Wayfair. I'm not sure you can do exactly what you want, but it has a lot of integrations, and I'm pretty sure it can trigger pagerduty. You might need to get creative with your triggers

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@moleypoleyoley Brunch is the only part worth going to tho

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@moleypoleyoley I approve of this.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@elysebogacz I have a casper. It's a nice bed, no complaints. You shouldn't be afraid to take full advantage of the risk free trial. If you don't like it they literally send a truck to your house to pick it up and it gets donated to a charity.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@moleypoleyoley dogspreading

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@mbc_complains There is an entire Planet money podcast about how these things break the rules of economics.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@moleypoleyoley I've been trying to figure out what "dog abe" is for the last day.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@DonHaci flashbang=R, molly=f, smoke=c, jump=space and scroll, reload=click in scroll wheel, inspect=f

Use scroll jumping for bhops and space for everything else

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@marcregan @BostonGlobe There isn't even an "OK" to click...

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@moleypoleyoley @jimredding Yeah. I could talk about my dog for 3 minutes, easy.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@jimredding That's messed up

[Elyse Bogacz @elysebogacz]

This thread 100% extends to employees who are totally bought in on a vision.

When you're heads down working on a problem vigorously, it is really easy to look up and not know where your work ends and "you" begin.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2018

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@jimredding This is what video games are for.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@mariah3421 @Wayfair For real though, I'd consider that water fountain.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@mariah3421 @Wayfair Just checked, yup, you're name is in the "troll" list.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@mariah3421 @Wayfair Your*. Fuck. It's 2018 @Twitter, where is editing.

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@MBTA Oh thank goodness. Next week let's work on the delays themselves? Maybe add a bus or two into the mix?

[John Fertitta @johnfertitta]

@MBTA exactly what weather caused my bus to be so delayed today?