John Fischbach

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

Me “this flights delayed for no reason and now I have 14 minutes between this and my connection”
Gate agent “good luck!”
Unmatched customer service @united

[McQuade Allen @mcquade5598]

Missed typed where in Europe. I think I got a keeper

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

@turnerhupfeld But pitman will win one big game at home and we’ll keep him around after going 7-5

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

@MckadeHendley Watch guy

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

They forgot about the University of Arkansas. (More commonly referred to as the Harvard of the south)

[Mr. Ohio @MrOH1O]

“Eehhhhh our conference is so hard. SEC is a grind. It just means more.”

SEC IS OVERRATED TRASH

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

@turnerhupfeld East coast timezone is bullshit I’m about to go pass out before this shit starts

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

Lebron James is the leader of the free world

[Alex Summers @AlexSumms]

BREAKING: After an abysmal 0-6 start to the season, @OwenJohnson2402 has kept his head coaching position at The University of Iowa! #NCAA25

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

Fire Gregg, and ban this referee from ever officiating again. This match has been a disgrace to the game.

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

Remember when you used to be able to walk into a barbershop and get a haircut instead of having to download an app and schedule an appointment

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

This aged well

[Aaron Gardner @aarontgardner18]

We will win this regional. Mark my words

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

Imagine LOTR return of the king but Gondor has 3 A-10 Thunderbolts

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

@turnerhupfeld I wonder which roommate it was

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

First ufc event I’ve watched in a while. What time is Chael Sonnen fighting?

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

@aarontgardner18 @UKCoachCalipari Royals just put up 9 in the first

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

Look at all these old people sitting in the hog pen. Be a shame if a bunch of obnoxious 21 year olds came and stood in front of them.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE USMNT ARE BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK CONCACAF NATIONS LEAGUE CHAMPS 🇺🇸

THE U.S. ARE NOW SEVEN GAMES UNBEATEN AGAINST LLL TRI 🇲🇽

KINGS. OF. CONCACAF. 👑

[Jimmy Conrad @JimmyConrad]

HOLY SHIT TYLER ADAMS TAKE A BOW WHAT A GOAL I LOVE YOU

[John Fischbach @johnfischbach_]

For sure do not bring your children to a college bar and let them scream and cry the entire time.