NO SEX EVER and SPIRITUAL RECAPITULATION
my halloween film of choice is a movie called 'hell house', a documentary that follows a charismatic evangelical church that puts on a hell themed haunted house, to show local teenagers the horror of hell and damnation, live, with actors
Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed
Walter, grinning: I got my first fauci ouchie today
Skyler: Oh. (Not looking up from newspaper) So no side effects, huh.
W: Not a one. And I'm pre-ttyy sure this means I can go from wearing two masks down to one,
Jr: w-wow! D- d-dad went off
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us