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I AM JOHN FOOT PORN • Wannabe splat3 comp player who genuinely sucks at the game on god im ass 482922591 DEAD FRONTLINERS

[proship uncle of #proshipuncletwt @johnfootporn]

my life is meaningless. i lost all of my W goons.

[deafnight @Anonymous7807]

Vampire Kirk be like: counting or not counting fang violence

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

The Amygdala as soon as I pick up a really cool top hat

[Xx_FeNtSoUlJaH_xX @100kgf3ntanyll]

If I was a Paraphile I’d be attracted to Gay Rights and Helping Homeless People bc I’m a Good Fucking person

[Via @vi4rmo]

More sparky #knightsofguinevere

[lil ween @weenie7777]

they’re not just porn bots. they’re my friends.

[proship uncle of #proshipuncletwt @johnfootporn]

“imagine getting the middle aged man” if i got the sparky figure i would reennact Anal Vore with it

[GLITCH @glitch_prod]

They're small, energetic, and absolutely fed up.

[PunishedFutaCockDocker @FutaCockDocker]

My dick wouldn't be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock #smalldicknation

[twink eater. 🐙 @misatomaxxing]

my favorite part of doing dishes is when you get to jerk off the knives with a sponge

[proship uncle of #proshipuncletwt @johnfootporn]

@brtyweeks #wfaps

[kaitie @phvntomist]

not now kitten mommys trying to become elden lord

[ollie | barcode boy 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁 @m3owww0]

urban dictionary is something

[the evil toucher @nyxchasm_]

what are everyone’s thoughts on this 🧠💭🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Puff Puff 🎤 @wonkatism]

me about to have sex with my boyfriend: omg its boner from porn

[Dan!✨ @Denmakug0]

whateverrrr ughh🙄...👀👀

[mafakers and tick @mafakersthe2nd]

White people defending their coleslaw feet porn

[ellis 👻 @haunthtml]

Knights of guinevere is awesome but seeing adults on here talk about sexual assault like we’re 12 feels like being waterboarded

[Dahlia🇧🇷 commissions closed @glubo11]

some people can simply not wrap their heads around the fact some people are just attracted to shitty old men that suck as people

[rumi ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @balkanwhispers]

having a bunch of nazis discover your fandom's fav ship but straight and attach their culture war to it sounds like hell so thank god it is only happening to harry potter fans