John Hadley

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

I see "Soup of the day" at almost every restaurant. Why have I never seen "Hotdish of the day"? #missedopportunities #startthemovement #sundaythoughts

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

I think we can all agree that regardless of scouting reports, the New York Jets would be wise to draft a QB named Bennie next year. #nobrainer

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

There's no time like the present, to be thankful for your presents, and to present what you've been given. #wordthings

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Find the time to search your mind. #nuffsaid

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Still waiting on a milk flavored skittle....#tastethelactose

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Lower case f is definitely the most exciting letter to write in cursive. #basicobservation

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

I find it necessary to react like I found a golden ticket whenever I open a candy bar. #wonkwonk

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Show me someone that enjoys OJ with pulp, and I'll show you a liar #justeatanorangealready

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

This must be the time of year folks in the ice cube business do all of their harvesting. #packituppackitin

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

@Dedinasaur coming to a smartphone or digital device near you, soon!

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

In the song Sweet Home Alabama, when they say "Big wheels keep on turning", do you think they are referring the the children's toy trike?

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Sometimes all you need is a good ol' box fan breeze to remind you of college. #noacforme

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Another day another dollar....how can one make rent at this rate?!

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Haven't tweeted for awhile...mainly because my thumbs hurt. #ihaveacoinflippingaddiction

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Little known fact: the amount of times I've eaten an ice cream bar, is directly proportionate to the amount of times I've unwrapped them.

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Shouldn't a lifeguard be a livesguard? Ask yourself that question the next time you and your bros have a few too many Zimas in the deep end.

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

In a world where soft pretzels are at war with tortilla chips, pray for cheese.

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Is heartburn karma?

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

As I sit here and eat unsalted pretzels, I can't help but wonder what plant they came from. #theremustbeacardboardplant

[John Hadley @johnhadley315]

Still to this day, I have yet to arrive at a party riding an ostrich. #whatiwouldntgive #ineedanostrichguy