Haley Johnson

If you can’t fold a fitted sheet, you cannot work at Sheets and Things.

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

WHO is CRYING??? This weekend???

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

sorry, baby (2025) dir. eva victor

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

sorry, baby (2025) dir. eva victor

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

No one at this airport knows I’m crying because of the wicked soundtrack #WickedMovie

[zach @zachbreechen]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

Well

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

If Cabaret transfers to New York, I will be unwell.

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

If Cabaret transfers to New York, I will be unwell.

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

I’m in my fourth rewatch of Fleabag this summer if that says anything

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

EXCLUSIVE: Bradley Cooper is unrecognizable as Leonard Bernstein in first still from upcoming biopic

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

If you ever see me on threads instead of Twitter, call someone plz #Threads

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

I’ve been really emotional over The Hunchback of Norte Dame recently.

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

I just finished season one of succession and I get it now #SuccesionHBO

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

I just learned about white gladis, the orca who was wronged many years ago by a boat and who has been sinking them ever since and is now giving the other orcas tutorials on how to sink boats,

[✨ Tara Wine-Queen Writes ✨ @TaraWineQueen]

Hamlet:

[Spencer Dukoff @SpencerDukoff]

Me at the boygenius show:

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

@hwinkler4real has me speechless in #BarryHBO

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

Give #billhader his Emmy #BarryHBO #barry

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

@hwinkler4real will the new season of barry make me cry?

[Haley Johnson @johnhaleyson]

The amount of Josh Groban I’ve been listening to recently should be illegal.

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

Eurydice: okay so all you have to d—

Orpheus: