Johnny!

*parody account (this isn't the real John)* I enjoy the simple things in life: my neck, my back, you know the rest 👨🏼‍💼👭💆‍♂️ CV’s little angle

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

Spot the diff👀

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

just got the cock vid vaccine!!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@comb0ver more like YOUR wiwi😂😂

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

cam OFF. mic ON. chewing the loudest i possibly can in this zoom class with no risk. stay free everyone😌

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

don’t call me johnny unless you really know me, got it.

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

if you aren’t supposed to clean your ears with q-tips because it “pushes the wax back” then EXPLAIN to me why my swabs looks like they’ve been DOUBLE dipped in a bucket of molten butter everytime they leave my ear canals !!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@HeartofPyrite you gotta CATCH me first PIZZA man!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@HeartofPyrite hello JARED!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

really don’t wanna be known as the “class horny guy”

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

sweating at the BROW, really really hope these people in my zoom class can’t tell i’m horny

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@thespiderfactor you bet you’re briefs they do!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@whatwiley sub me in and i promise i’ll get u guys back on top OVERNIGHT!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@Jack_Attacks__ this one hasn’t tho!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO GET A COVID TEST?? HELLO!?? ARE THESE IN AMERICA YET?!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

China rolls out anal swab coronavirus tests, saying it’s more accurate than throat method https://t.co/TZoA17mgbM

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@Aricado99 oh my

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

eatin hot cheetos, feeling real evil rn😈😈😈

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

@Jack_Attacks__ sorry i needed it back😬😬

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

My alt account got suspended today! UNFAIR and WRONG! However not surprised to see this happen with the liberal media! Laying low here for now! FOLLOW for more!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

you can pull it tho!!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

sick of this pandemic shit because I can’t be constantly smelling my fingers anymore!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

SO TRUE!!

[Johnny! @johnhargrove69]

wear a mask!, smile more :)

xoxo john💕