Juanton

Thoughts, memes, puns, and sometimes woodwork

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@DougJBalloon Are nuclear test sites the nee mid-century modern? Colin King investigates

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@DougJBalloon Guest Opinion | Libs like to say education dhould be free, then complain slaves got free job training to pick crops and dig ditches. Hypocrisy much? by Charlie Kirk

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@DougJBalloon Perspective | I was a lesbian dance theory professor at Oberlin, but after the banh mi controversy I am looking at slavery skills training programs in Florida

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@BettyBowers She was trying to do research on the Jewish space lasers and thought the movie might offer clues

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@RonFilipkowski George Santos probably claimed to invent Barbie

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@DougJBalloon Guest Opinion | Unlike liberal snowflakes offended by everything, I can handle a syrup bottle. Now let me rant in my truck about how Barbie is an attack on men before burning kid’s toys by every far right male.

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@DougJBalloon Perspective | I thought I was a feminist until I saw the Barbie movie questioning gender roles through humans dressed as dolls. Now I’m in the political wilderness

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@DougJBalloon Perspective | Now that Two Buck Chuck is Three Buck Chuck I have no choice but to cheer the Texas state triopers trying to drown kids in the Rio Grande.

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@DougJBalloon The campaign staff of Ron Desantis have learned their lesson by Susan Collins

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@DougJBalloon By firing everyone in his campaign, Ron Desantis has shown bold strategic thinking by Brett Stevens

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@eliasitzkovitz @DougJBalloon Jason Aldean is giving us a teachable moment by John McWhorter

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@DougJBalloon Persoective| I was an ardent leftist who has an antifa stock on their Subaru, buy after hearing shitlibs say that Jason Aldean is a talentless hack who is using racism to generate publicity, I am now looking into voting for Vivek Ramaswamy

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@DougJBalloon Whether it is influencers buying tickets to a scam festival in the Bahamas or Teslas immolating their drivers, there is clearly an epidemic around responsible fire practices in this society.

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@DougJBalloon The Trinity test site has learned its lesson by Susan Collins

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@DougJBalloon Put nuclear testing on the blockchain by Andrew Yang

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@DougJBalloon Guest Opinion | After consultation on this 1st century scroll detailing the omens of the Roman calendar to be seen in animal sacrifices, I have no choice but to conclude that charging Trump for January 6th is a troubling deviation for historic calendar norms by Samuel Alito

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@DougJBalloon Guest Opinion | Why Ilhan Omar is antisemitic but RFK Jr. is not by Ronna Mcdaniel

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@DougJBalloon by Marge Three Toes and Ron Johnson

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@AccountableGOP @DougJBalloon While we are making things up, I have heard that there are people who think Kevin Sorbo is the greatest actor of all time.

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@DougJBalloon Liberals may deride legacy admissions, but behind my youth in polo grounds and private schools I lived musically on public park basketball courts and underfunded public schools by David Brooks