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We're accountants based in Worksop who specialise in building your bottom line and increasing the value of your business.

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What did the accountant say to his young son after reading him a nursery rhyme?

"No son, when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, it wasn't tax deductible. But I like your thinking."

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See our latest blog post on salary sacrifice
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Salary Sacrifice: Good for Employers and Employees
What are the advantages for your business?

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

- W. Somerset Maugham

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See our latest blog post:
Stand Out With Your Brand And Presentation
“The most Beloved Brands are either different, better or cheaper. Or else, not around for very long.”
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See our latest blog post
Negotiating a new office lease
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See our latest blog post:
Productivity vs Burnout
How do you strike a balance between driving productivity and avoiding burnout?
https://t.co/btbkVR8ZS9

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There is no failure, there is only feedback.

- Anon

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Leaders should only do what only they can do.

- Sir John Harvey-Jones

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See our latest blog post
New FCA Rules for Buy Now Pay Later
Regulation will commence in July 2026
https://t.co/n4E7eyutpL

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If you want your customers to talk about you…. you’ve got to give them something to talk about.

- Steve Pipe

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Interviewer to prospective accountant employee: "We'd like to find someone who is responsible..."

"That's me! Every time something went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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A man who is his own accountant has a fool for a client.

- Anon

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See our latest blog post
How To Be A Better Manager
Not all managers are created equal.
https://t.co/q7BI7eeCGe

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Backtrack on Digital ID Requirements
Digital right to work checks will be mandatory, ID optional
https://t.co/0fF8VYWNU3

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Agentic AI: Is It the Future of Shopping?
ICO weighs in on privacy concerns
https://t.co/zaus1ieUhA

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Management is not about the preservation of the status quo, it is about maintaining the highest rate of change that the organisation and the people within it can stand.

- Sir John Harvey-Jones

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The people who succeed in business do so not because of what they know, but because of their insatiable need to know more.

- Michael Gerber

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Learning is not compulsory… but neither is survival.

- W. Edwards Deming

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If your people help to plan the battle, they won’t battle the plan.

- Jim Clemmer

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The psychiatrist said to the HMRC investigator on the couch: "Nonsense! Of course not everyone in the world hates you – everyone in the UK perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."