John Heaney

Branding strategist. Design evangelist. Innovation agent. Knows four words that rhyme with orange.

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

.@elonmusk please look into the origin of Antifa funding... how can these violent purple haired losers afford to travel from protest to protest and stockpile weaponry without any apparent source of income?

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@JohnJHarwood is there a single journalist who has even fundamental knowledge of firearms? here's a hint, genius, a round from an AR-15 is not an RPG. It pierces, it doesn't explode. Now delete your account.

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@NellieBowles just finished Morning After… and agree with The Guardian that it was wickedly enjoyable. You and @bariweiss have become my new favorite culture writers. Love reading all you publish. Best to you both.

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@ClimateDefiance How about you respect my 9mm or expect an exit wound?

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Hey @wearehims just reminding you that I hope you and your pro Hamas new employees can go f*uck yourselves. #BoycottHims

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@nypost How did the theft of a personal diary become a federal crime? Why is the DOJ involved at all?

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

Hey @AdvilRelief … you had a binary decision… embrace DEI nonsense or retain half of the consumer market… you chose poorly #boycottadvil and buy Aleve

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

When will public companies stop turning policy decisions over to woketard leftist staffers? Good question for @PlanetFitness this morning #BoycottPlanetFitness
#getwokegobroke

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Good.

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@CMT free Jason Alden! Are y’all trying to lose more customers than @budlight ? This is how you do it.

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Hey @target, stop transing the kids. If you sell a girl’s bathing suit designed for prepubescent boys to “tuck” then you’re the problem and I know it’s time to #BoycottTarget

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It’s a perfect day in Charleston… warm, sunny, and @budlight free… just reminding everyone that it’s never too late to #BoycottBudLight

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Hey @budlight, did you see how @HecklerAndKoch handled their woke misstep yesterday? They stepped back, acknowledged their mistake immediately and promised it would not happen again. Contrast that with your gyrations and you can understand why we continue to #BoycottBudLight

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Hey @budlight if you think wrapping your new cans in camo will appease us, you’re dead wrong. Insultingly wrong. And I will continue to #BoycottBudLight

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

@kathleenmadigan was great at @CHSMusicHall last night and trip to the bar reminded me to continue to #BoycottBudLight… bought Heineken instead. Hey @budlight, you may never pull out of this tailspin. And deservedly so.

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

Hey @budlight , tonight was burger night so I popped an ice cold @CoorsLight to wash it down. It was the perfect way to remind me to #boycottbudlight

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

Good morning @budlight … I was at a concert last night and the only light beer they sold was @budlight … I ordered a Diet Coke. I will never forget how much I want everyone to #BoycottBudLight

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

Boo Hoo 🥲 #BoycottBudLight https://t.co/D91Grxr2pv

[John Heaney @johnheaney]

Hey @budlight … nice try with the new ad. But although we may love Zac Brown we still hate you and your dismissal of your previous customers. Hope all the trans fans buy a lot of beer because we won’t forget to #BoycottBudLight

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It’s a beautiful day to remind everyone that it’s never too late to #BoycottBudLight … @budlight hates you. They hate your values. And they’re embarrassed that you buy their product. Return the favor. And stop transing our kids.