John Heffron

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[John Heffron @JohnHeffron]

Everyone’s worried AI is going to take over. I’m worried about the people who still can’t find the flashlight on their phone. That’s my audience.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Short lessons from Freshman Class of Old Age: The orientation nobody handed you.

Who were you at 24? Drop the car, the outfit, the bad decision in the comments.

[Dan Halen @DhanHalen]

@JohnHeffron grab your weapon, it's go time.

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@garyvee so you are 50. Welcome https://t.co/K6v07eav0N

[Helium Comedy IND @HeliumComedyIND]

This Week at Helium | Open Mic, @JohnHeffron, + @sherylunderwood!
Grab tickets now: https://t.co/3IvkNyJhYN

[Pickwick & Frolic/ Hilarities 4th Street Theatre @Hilarities]

Ring in the New Year with @JohnHeffron on E. 4th Street! 🎉

Kick off your countdown with big laughs, great vibes, and a night you'll remember.

We have multiple packages so you can celebrate your way.

Tickets are limited. Grab yours today.
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I always wondered what the ride how was like for these two .

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Is this the future or a dystopian nightmare? Crazy stuff . #IdentityEconomy

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Very excited my self published , no book launch campaign or influencer push project is done. The audiobook is pretty amazing but if you want a super short, read it it’s free on Amazon another day or so. https://t.co/hh2dDraoXt

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@brimstone_golem @lukepridgeon @DeChristianLife Ha yea , I don’t get the not giving credit thing .

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@iamrenocollier The singer from 3 rd eye blind

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@patrickbetdavid @Meta And I play 3 sec of a Backstreet Boys song , @meta is on my ass in 4 sec .

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@MarthaQuinn @grok I did this all with a promt

[Milwaukee Improv @ImprovMilwaukee]

Having a Stroke
@JohnHeffron's ringing in the New Year at the Improv! Bring your friends and start 2025 full of laughter. Grab your tickets at https://t.co/sX4znERyTe

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I know the kids at my grocery store (I also worked in one from 14-20) best part of the day was going to get carts . It got you out of the store and you could wave and talk to friends in the parking lot . I some times leave the carts 🛒 so they don’t have to bag for the horrible cashier in #2

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@BeachMoves2023 @Sassafrass_84 No . I guess I should send one ha

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

The Shawn Ryan Show received hundreds of messages following the viral post from Jonathan Howard about his work with Aerial Recovery, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization dedicated to employing special operators around the world for disaster relief and combating human trafficking. Today, Jonathan Howard and Charlie Keebaugh join me to provide a firsthand account of what they witnessed on the ground during their operations in North Carolina in response to Hurricane Helene. The Shawn Ryan Show has personally made a donation to Aerial Recovery, and their team is currently en route to assist with operations for Hurricane Milton.

If you'd like to donate, please visit the links below.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Tim Kennedy on FEMA: 'They are directly interrupting our ability to conduct missions'

"I went to put a couple of people into a hotel last night, and they have a security guard at the hotel and they said, 'Oh, we're so sorry. The entire hotel has been booked for federal employees.' And I was like, no, no. I have people that I just pulled out of a mountain that are living out in the hills, and there's not a place for me to put them because we have federal employees that are staying in the hotel?"

@TimKennedyMMA @SaveOurAllies @fema