@johnhlondoff

lover of carbs

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

You can be out of school for two decades and the 60 Minutes ticking will make you think if you forgot to complete an assignment for Monday

[Eddie Radosevich @Eddie_Rado]

Troughs out. Piss walls in.

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bus drivers throw up the “not in service” sign on their rigs and instantly turn into Maverick from Top Gun behind the wheel

[Currys @currys]

Bosch bosh!

@Johnfis08605918

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Annoying Bluetooth Guy has to be in the discussion for best 'Curb' scene ever, no?

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wonder what happened…..

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

DeBoer is OUT

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don’t care still hit

[EiF @EiFSoccer]

A horrific goal, to decide a horrific final, played between two horrific teams.

Congratulations to Tottenham.

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mate

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Found the footage when I rhymed mansion with Wiscansin 🙏🏿

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

"HISTORY, BABE!"
"HISTORY, BABE!"

#Gr8Chase

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

airlines used to give you a 4 pack and leg room

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Today, we remember Dale Earnhardt.

[@johnhlondoff @johnhlondoff]

the only choice in 28

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

JAMEIS WINSTON IN A JAZZ BAND IN NEW ORLEANS.

😭😭😭

[Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks]

They plagiarized our trillion dollar plagiarism machine?!

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

Meet Ozzie Smith and Willie McGee at Johnny Londoff Chevrolet!

(I know you just sang the Johnny Londoff jingle in your head... and if no one is around, you sang it outloud!) #STLCards

[Shane B @strait_vibinn]

[at a wine tasting party with a Zyn in]

Yeah this one is giving me some very spearminty tones

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨NFL HISTORY: #Giants QB Drew Lock is the 5th player in NFL HISTORY with 300+ passing yards, 4+ passing TDs, a rush TD & a 155+ passer rating in a game.

🤯🤯🤯

Lock joins Hall of Famers Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Josh Allen, and Ryan Fitzpatrick.

INSANE GAME LOCK HAD.

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we’re a bowl season or 2 away from watching 2 pop tarts bang on the 50 yard line

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laying it all on the line for the pop tart bowl