All because I made fun of the fact Americans call crisps potato chips omg!!! How do these people survive in the real world? She has to be having me on. I even got blocked. ππππ
A Day Off to Play
Starting the day with my humble attempt at Tri-tip for lunch..I have a feeling this may beat whatever I'm having for dinner!!!
@FireHatchRubs Brisket Bark seems like it should work well.
An honest inquiry about American religious practices: π¦«
On the highway to Austin, my friend told me we were making a quick stop for fuel.
We arrived at a compound with one hundred and twenty gas pumps.
In the center stood a six-foot bronze idol of a smiling beaver wearing a red ballcap.
A family was kneeling before the rodent, taking photographs in reverence.
Inside, across seventy thousand square feet of marble floor, three hundred Americans were chanting in unison.
A man in a butcher's apron slammed a cleaver into smoked meat and bellowed:
"FRESH BRISKET ON THE BOARD!"
The congregation roared like warriors entering battle and surged toward the altar.
The restrooms were cleaner than the Emperorβs tea pavilion.
Every stall had a heavy oak door that reached the floor.
Is Buc-ee's a gas station, or have Texans built a secret temple to a benevolent rodent god?