AstroSauce

i specialize in precision guesswork where accuracy isn't a requirement.

[AstroSauce @johnhowardfl]

@HeadExposure WOAH!

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@NateGavronsky @edhenry he'll have to prove that in a court of law chief.

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@KwCongressional @realDonaldTrump what do you know about fucking patriotism clown? nothing. not a thing. go back to the fucking car wash and stay there with that shit.

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@sherifftony2020 is this Sherrif Tony or a staff member posting? Because referring to yourself in the 3rd person makes your account sound FAKE. Just a friendly tip for modern social media-ing.

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@MLeeJohnson @edhenry go vote this year Michelle. what a disgrace you are to women on this planet for supporting the orange man. Incredible how much you set America back in time.

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@NateGavronsky @durox @MLeeJohnson for a policymaker, you are astoundingly quick to judge and dismiss based on the day's news cycle.

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@NateGavronsky @edhenry ALWAYS STAND BY HIM? What if it is PROVEN true that he RAPED?

Will you stand by him then? That will make YOU a supporter of rape. Super classy.

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@SimonWDC @SimonWDC but didn't they JUST do that in Portland? Didn't the same stormtroopers snatch & grab US citizens?

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@RBReich Take it easy. Nobody’s won anything yet:

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@RBReich How about no statues and we just get to see them in a museum or on the internet.

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@WilliamShatner Time in the seat matters.

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@Stonekettle If this gets worse, he’ll all but guarantee losing in November, baring cheating of course & if that happens. I don’t want to think about if that happens.

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@HamillHimself @TristanJimenez3 I think it’s still illegal to carry a real lightsaber until your 21. Correct me if I’m wrong!

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@scottjohnson This was so disturbing I couldn’t stop watching it!

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@ChefTufaro Standing by for the video of that!

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@PPathole @manishrath you might be right @PPathole. i don't think humans can achieve utopia, animals maybe. machines, definitely. count on the singularity to make or break the survival of humans & society.

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@Leslieoo7 who would'a thought all the racists would just gather right up in a single spot to be photographed. amazing.

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@HamillHimself “You can't con people, at least not for long. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on”

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@ryanrdavey1 @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Words from him mean nothing. Absolutely nothing.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Your brand is what people say about you when you are not in the room.