John Indie Developer

Professional scope creeper and project abandonment expert. Developer of 1747 indie games (all abandoned). Full time indie dev, also hungry and broke.

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@drizzylitfw One of my cats is really susceptible to that and I always zap his ears when I pet him. He doesn't seem to really mind though.

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@pureMetatron The full report is absolutely demonic.

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The menace #pikuniku

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@sech28 Wieso verkaufen Bodybuilder immer Proteinpulver und tun so als ob das den Unterschied macht und nicht die 3 Liter Trenbolone die sie sich zum Frühstück reinziehn?

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@indycudy The crazy part is despite how overtuned her primary is, she still is not as good overall as emre or soj. They really fumbled her.

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@zjdelicious Let me rephrase: I meant it produces pure pixelart, aligned perfectly to the pixel grid as if drawn in aseprite or similar. The ai nonsense is just stuff where the ai tends to struggle with regardless of it being pixelart or not, like quality, consistency, mangled anatomy, ...

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@jezfrompeepshow Hear me out, cigarette smell from an unlit cigarette.

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@iluminatibot Unfortunately they made not giving them money illegal under threat of life and wellbeing.

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@ShitpostRock2 The gameplay

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@uncledoomer I mean that sort of should work. Alcohol increases GABA which calms you down.

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@WarMonitorClips Kind of insane we have tribes with stone age technology and then there's just also a guy filming with his phone.

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@Trollacoaster I also had a work phone once and they literally never called or messaged even once. But I guess it depends on the company.

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@Slorpler Walks out on hog/mauga torb

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I made a new game and you can play it for free right now in your browser. What are you waiting for? Link below!

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@TateOfTot

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@ick_real Vacuums too please.

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@MarsFromOW @OWAnonymous_ Absolutely. She could still pocket echo/pharah though. Some non-hitscans are honestly underrated with mercy pocket, like pocketed genji.

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@toothybj Zanzibart... forgive me