John James

Software Engineer - Crypto enthusiast, miner, trader since 2012 #ETH #BTC #WEB3 #JUP #XRP

[BeyondMemory Intelligence. @beyondmemory_io]

Well, well, well. The public JSON formatter sites your developers paste production data into have been quietly publishing every paste for about seven years. Naturally, we read all seven years of it.

200,000+ documents. Cloud keys, SSH keys, payment API keys, whole tax returns with SSNs, people's full identities, bank balances. Nobody hacked anything. People pasted it in to make it look tidy, as you do.

Full writeup below. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

[John James @JohnJames____]

BREAKING: @coingecko updated the $ZEC max supply on their website.

[Downsin Jerome @downsin]

Bro made a billion dollars and now wants to watch borderline homeless people do stupid shit for like 30 dollars. We are legit living in a Black Mirror episode lmao

[John James @JohnJames____]

Shaving your eyebrows for $500 bounty.

[Pump.fun @Pumpfun]

Introducing pump fun GO: Pay ANYONE to do ANYTHING

Create & complete bounties for ANY task and leverage the power of humans & money across the globe

The world is at your fingertips. It’s time to GO 👇

[Gianluca Minoprio @gminoprio]

They literally just made the black mirror episode

[Pump.fun @Pumpfun]

Introducing pump fun GO: Pay ANYONE to do ANYTHING

Create & complete bounties for ANY task and leverage the power of humans & money across the globe

The world is at your fingertips. It’s time to GO 👇

[John James @JohnJames____]

@OMApproach @saoi193128xp Explain like I am 5 sir

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Successfully wasted my adult life in crypto.

[John James @JohnJames____]

@jeffwsurf @jeffwsurf as much as I love the move to full desktop app(finally). It feels so quickly since Windsurf 2.0 launched, why?

[Nous Research @NousResearch]

The next evolution of Hermes Agent is here!

Introducing Hermes Desktop: everything you love about Hermes, now native on your machine.

First demoed in Jensen's GTC keynote, it's now in public preview.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

I don’t think you can find a better visual metaphor for what’s happening

accidental renaissance in the purest form

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

The colour of Henry's hand as the Police arrested him.

His hands were ice white because he was bleeding out.

The police didn't even care.

[TMK @themagaking]

After watching Henry Nowak bleed to death while in handcuffs, while his murderer was treated as the victim, I can honestly say I have never witnessed a greater betrayal by a nation of its own people. Cowards and traitors, all of them. Shame on Britain.

[OpenCode @opencode]

MiniMax M3 will be launching soon

You can try it right now in OpenCode

For free

[Jurista Enloquecido @Juristanloqcido]

Dos abogadas metieron un texto invisible dentro de una demanda.
Letra blanca sobre fondo blanco.
No era para el juez.
Era para manipular a la IA del juzgado e influir con ello en el resultado.
Abro hilo🧵

[John James @JohnJames____]

@RaminNasibov

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

OBSESSION earned over $8M yesterday, surging more than 30% from last Friday.

It’s the BIGGEST third-Friday increase for a non-Christmas wide release in over 50 years — since the rise of modern cinema with JAWS in 1975.

[Jason Blum @jason_blum]

Blumhouse-Atomic Monster has the #1 and #2 movies in the country this weekend, both made for almost no money. Theaters are packed. What a time to be making scary movies.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I spent 4 hours yesterday updating my resume to apply for a mid-level PM role.

The listing said they wanted someone with 10 years of experience in a software that was invented 4 years ago.

I clicked apply and was immediately redirected to a third-party portal that asked me to upload my resume, which I did.

Then it asked me to manually type in every single detail of the resume I had just uploaded.

Why did I upload it if I have to type it again?

Is the uploaded PDF just a ceremonial offering to the HR gods?

I spent 40 minutes breaking down my career history into tiny mandatory text boxes.

The portal required me to list a start and end date for every job, but the calendar widget wouldn't let me type the year.

I had to click the back arrow month by month to get to 2002.

My wrist started cramping somewhere around 2018.

Then it asked for my high school GPA.

I'm 44 years old.

I don't even remember the name of my high school mascot, let alone my proficiency in AP European History.

After the history lesson, came the behavioral assessment.

It presented me with 75 statements and asked me to rate them from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree."

One statement was "I prefer to work alone but also thrive in team environments."

That is a paradox.

I'm being asked to evaluate a philosophical contradiction by a recruiting algorithm.

I just clicked "neutral" for everything out of spite.

The final step was a mandatory video cover letter.

I had to record a one-minute pitch explaining why my core values align with a B2B SaaS company that sells inventory management software.

My core value is being able to afford groceries and paying my internet bill on time.

I put on a dress shirt over my sweatpants, stared into my webcam, and lied for 60 seconds.

I said I've always been profoundly passionate about supply chain optimization.

Nobody is passionate about supply chain optimization.

I clicked submit and immediately received an automated rejection email.

The timestamp said it was sent zero seconds after I applied.

I was evaluated and deemed unworthy by a line of code at the speed of light.

Next time I'm just going to wrap my resume around a brick and throw it through their office window.