John Groth

Retired gamer and ninja. curmudgeon. dad. Thanks for all your Mariomarathon support over the years.

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

#joy https://t.co/d1CAHllLIO

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

Yo @mariomarathon I love you all. Moist jalapeños smoothies clean out the exhaust ports

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

Yo @MarioMarathon does it work with retweets?

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

Yo @MarioMarathon congratulations on 10k get for the childrens.

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

@TheDJTC @queensandal @vschimmy @NECROMANClNG Accomplish

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

I just wrote the first review for Simply Self Storage - Tazer Drive on #Yelp!
The person that set me up with some L… https://t.co/1w6e2j78in

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

The library is an awesome place. WiFi books magazines movies shows computers games meeting rooms tables and chairs! The one I’m in now has a fireplace!? Oh and bathrooms.

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

@befernee Good on you. No mm has happened in 2019 so you didn’t miss it.

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

Thinking of @CoW_mAn lower half. https://t.co/7GUrF5BvNQ

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

Original is unavailable. Reposting for Advance Otter Parts

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

@CoW_mAn @diamondawg42 @danielsmay @trip42 @shannabad @Jon_Colbon Sorry I didn’t get to hang out with y’all. The natives and federal guidelines would call it your “Hoosier Family”

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Nintendo fans, Reggie has a message for all of you. Please take a look.

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

@Collin1000 Qft I’ve known my PCP longer than my spouse. Lucky for me I will probably perish before they retire. So I won’t have to start a new health partner relationship.

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

Someone on reddit suggested that the Muppets should host the Oscars and it's pretty much the only thing I can think about anymore.

Staler & Waldorf heckling each winner
Dr Teeth & the Electric mayhem playing the Best Songs
Miss Piggy mad about not being nominated
NO CONTROVERSY

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

@tdyoder Where do you get the Hoff? Tell me there was chest hair visible. Oh spending time face to face with humans is pretty dope too.

[AT @primediscussion]

Working his shift at Advanced Otter Parts

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

I went outside and got on social media for the year. Didn’t see my shadow. Went back inside my hole. @ Museum of Science and Industry, Chicago https://t.co/ZM9y17DSCz

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

Just tried to pinch & zoom a holiday card just received in the mail. its a photo printed on paper.

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

@danielsmay For the children?

[John Groth @johnjanitor]

Yo @danielsmay it’s time to roll

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Join the King and Prince of All Cosmos on their wacky adventure to restore the stars in #KatamariDamacy REROLL, available now on #NintendoSwitch! https://t.co/4yIlAWmOc0