John Meszaros

Writer and artist of things prehistoric, aquatic and sometimes mythological. Cranky bio-wizard (he/him/they/them) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Just a reminder that I have a bunch of cool designs available as t-shirts. Squids, Anomalocaris, Cryptids, and other weirdos! Go check em out:

https://t.co/Q5ZXUbO6Dr

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@girldrawsghosts The Baja Blast fountain really ties it all together.

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@alichuart My cat eating all the catnip in my garden.

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@girldrawsghosts Scooby-Doo Rising

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@girldrawsghosts MOTU would work so much better as just a fun,corny medium-level fantasy film made as a Tubi original.

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@girldrawsghosts I think Sam Raimi’s Send Help is sort of that. a rich nepo baby yuppie boss trapped on an island with a survivalist lady who gains increasing control over him. Except you’re on her side throughout the movie.

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@girldrawsghosts I honestly love that the writers clearly had no set story for Jason and were just making up shit as they went along. It feels like mythology.

Like how some Greek myths portray Medusa as cursed by Athena, and in others she was a guardian monster from birth.

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@girldrawsghosts Like a Night Trap game over screen

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@ConnorPaleoPage @Tessasaurus_rex That’ll be the sitting trace in the Hitchcock Ichnological Cabinet at the Beneski Museum of Natural History in Amherst, MA.

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@girldrawsghosts Abrams’ “mystery box” shit sucks, but to be fair the original trilogy was also pretty much made up as Lucas went along. there is a ton of nonsensical bullshit and plot contrivances throughout. It’s just forty years of EU plugging all the holes to make the originals look coherent

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@stacycay Can’t wait for white Gen Z conservatives to find his old stuff and start screaming “I’m Rick James, bitch!” at his shows.

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@ContraPoints Guy can only coast for so long being a living Dreamworks smirk

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@girldrawsghosts Folks showing up at your door like

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@emmma_camp_ Chef’s kiss dot gif

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@girldrawsghosts To be fair, Tolkien meant LOTR as just one story in a vast history of Middle-Earth. He’d probably have loved the idea of people adding more stories to his legendarium.

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@girldrawsghosts He’s so gosh-darn earnest in all his scenes. Like he knows he’s going to go back to washing dishes after this movie bombs, but doggonnit- he’s gonna give it his all.

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@girldrawsghosts I will not accept McDonald’s apology until they bring back that Klasky Csupo McDonaldland cartoon.

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@girldrawsghosts Hey now, White Castle has consistently maintained their image as food meant for a raccoon digging through a trash can.

And I say that with genuine love as someone who always buys a wet, steamy sack of sliders and scarfs them down in my parked car whenever I visit the Midwest.

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@girldrawsghosts I bet a lot of younger folks didn’t even realize “Chuck Norris” was an actual person and just assumed he was made up like the “Worst Person You Know” guy.

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@girldrawsghosts Want to see him go incandescent when I wear my Christmas-themed Teenage mutant Ninja Turtle pajama pants to shop at Lowe’s.

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@girldrawsghosts Hopefully Rick and Morty will have prepared people for all the casual butts.