John Juettner

Make it a great day.

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@JamesFox917 Really setting up a “choose your own adventure” narrative for hindsight fans in three years.

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@BaseballWRLD_ This is secretly a Frank Thomas post.

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@enosarris Mets creating an Ottoneu lineup. Need a strong MI to go along with SS and 2B.

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Had Amon-Ra St. Brown, too, had that goofy play to end the game stood.

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Just a little bit of a tough loss in the opening round of the fantasy football playoffs…

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@greissisright Agree with this point on BYU and Bama. They had their chance to get in. They lost that chance. They should be out.

All this would be so different if they didn’t rank the teams every week. BYU and Bama would have been viewed as on the bubble and they would have burst that bubble.

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

NIL in 2023: A jersey with my favorite player’s name on the back

2026: Your team must embark on a journey across the globe to play in front of the oligarchs to win your share of slave labor money or else your program and conference will fade into irrelevance

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@greissisright It’s unstoppable.

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Since @notthefakeSVP released this, the volume of these calls has only increased. It’s a war. They heard you, Scott, and they responded. We need to prepare a proper reply to this madness.

[SVPod @_SVPod]

.@notthefakeSVP's message to the Loan Processing Department, Fund Review Division...

STOP CALLING

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@SickosCommittee @VandyFootball ok with my limited capacity, Firenze, by Gerhard Richter, 2000

[John Juettner @johnjuettner]

@VivaLaStool @barstoolWSD @DogWalkBarstool @barstoolsports @EddieBarstool @barstoolchicago @BarstoolChief @nickysmokess @Katiemoneygrabz “With all due respect, that murderer ran for more than 11,000 yards.” -Dave Chappelle-

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National debt erased?

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I feel like now that McCaffrey is healthy again, we need to revisit this idea from 2023.

[Brice Anderson @PokyThunderAT]

I’m no economist but if the @USTreasury would just put about $18 Trillion on a Christian McCaffrey anytime TD we could take out the national debt in one Sunday.

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Inadvertently marrying the 9-9-9 trend with the “a few small beers” meme from One Battle After Another?

[MLB @MLB]

The Phillies have a 9-9-9 Challenge box for the Postseason 😭

It comes with 9 "fun size" hot dogs and 9 "petite" beers, and even features a scoreboard to keep track of your progress 🤣

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@dabearsblog Media literacy has only continued to decline, but also, the more time that goes on, the more I think Springsteen making this a certified banger doesn’t help the effort.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Showing the O-Line some love 🫶

RT for the chance to win a helmet signed by our offensive line

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@BearsNoContext @ChicagoBears @RomeOdunze “Some Context Chicago Bears”

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@miro11912184933 Essentially!

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Current career stats:

Clayton Kershaw:
222-96
449 starts / 452 games
3039 strikeouts
2.54 ERA
1.02 WHIP
25 CG / 15 Shutouts
154 ERA+
Retired at 37

Pedro Martinez:
219-100
409 Starts / 476 games
3154 strikeouts
2.93 ERA
1.05 WHIP
46 CG / 17 Shutouts
154 ERA+
Retired at 37