John Kalmar

I have an unironic love for Hall and Oates.

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@freepsports Gehrig Normand transferred last season, easy update to make to the article.

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@SenatorSlotkin Your office voicemail is full. Please open it back up so you can hear directly from your constituents about the public execution we all saw today in MN.

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@SenGaryPeters Your office voicemail is full. Please open it back up so you can hear directly from your constituents about the public execution we all saw today in MN.

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@couchandtherube @groovy_donuts @FireKeepers Graham, in your sit down with J Batt, did you make your plea to reinstate courtside media seats for your necessary anatomical “scouting” of thigh widths? Can’t imagine J had any objections.

Bonus: if you’re sick, stay home Couch. Jason is fortunate for the glass partition.

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@Graham_Couch @chrissolari “Who’s not going to State College? This guy.”

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@chrissolari @Graham_Couch Sorry Chris, that reply was #embargoed by Couch

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@chrissolari

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@barnhab People forget

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

"I'd do whatever for these kids. And as long as my mom's proud of everything I'm doing, that's a win for me as well."

Michigan State’s Armorion Smith's life changed in an instant when his mother Gala Gilliam died in 2024. He honors her by being a D-I athlete, a student and by caring for his siblings ❤️

(via @JenLada)

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@JoshLipnik Also, do you happen to know what year that ad is from?

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@JoshLipnik Can you do The Parkhurst, across the street, next? Are they intrinsically connected at all?

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@joerexrode The prodigal MSU son return to the beat 🥲

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John L Smith 🤝 Jonathan Smith

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@Graham_Couch Graham I appreciate you and Dan Dickerson sharing the same sentiment for what we all tortured ourselves with:

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

Dan Dickerson is one of us

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@Graham_Couch Hecks yeah

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@couchandtherube @JKnick30 as much as I love Graham’s “Howard Dean/John L/Pinocchio” impression, can you just clip the real deal for a drop? https://t.co/8l5V7IpW5P

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I’ve still never encountered a cleaner space than the men’s bathroom at Homegoods

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@B1Gsad

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@tigers On today’s Pardon My Take @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyMeme

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@Graham_Couch Graham, Graham, Graham