John Keymer

Any time I see a small text box asking me to write About You or fill out my Bio, I wonder how people perceive they fit inside that box.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@thezoeyrose @tii_bag Don't reply and it will end sooner.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@CrimeWatchMpls Also, definitely don’t ruin the party and ask ChatGPT what race the majority of people who like to fuck kids are.
I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but in a justice system proven to favor white people, guess who just happens to lead by a long shot.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@CrimeWatchMpls Looks like all the white pastors have been taken in already or swapped to a different jurisdiction, all the Epstein-level wealthy white dudes have another 10 years doing it before anyone will look their way.

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@CrimeWatchMpls and in 10 years and 39 stings they finally almost got 1 perpetrator per sting with this bonanza of amateurs who don’t have the right connections or understanding of law enforcement methods to not get caught.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@Username730362 @FBIBoston You mean the thrice warned former military member who knew attempting to enter the congressional chambers as a perceived mortal threat was an action that would be met with deadly force?

Because she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@HarrisRex57680 @charliekirk11 @denniskneale I am so sick of the restraint the right demonstrates day after day.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@BeautyHealthHip @charliekirk11 Could you name, um, those 600 agencies? I know there's a lot of bureaucracy, but 600? Maybe check the numbers?

It speaks to credibility when what you say is incredible.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@shadygrooove @itsJeffTiedrich So had anyone followed up and tried to get the aforementioned evidentiary documents from the Burisma gentlemen?

The grassley document reads like a surveillance report that offers up nothing but hearsay and conversation. You need evidence and corroboration for that to hold water

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@InsptrHarryHole @Le_Severine_Cox That's like saying Louie CK jerking off in front of a the only door and a man urinating in public view are 100% the same because you just see a penis in both circumstances.

Not a "woman moment" on JLaw's part,
Your comment is a typical "man moment".

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@InsptrHarryHole @Le_Severine_Cox Except in one circumstance she had control of how she would appear and decided to allow her nude image to be viewed in the context of performance.

And the other an intimate photo meant for one person was widely shared without consent.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@BarbReilly7 @BarackObama That's an easy statement to make when you've been seated at the table and haven't been playing 'rigged musical chairs' as a lived experience.
AA isn't perfect, but conversation isn't focused on more equality; it's focused on don't put whites at any disadvantage. That's telling.

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@kerry14c @Humanbeingalso @MartyTa94849826 Unless I checked if he was a younger man he would have extorted her for sex for that pardon

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Getting buckled in for a screening of Air. 99% Rotten Tomatoes on both columns? Dang.
#AirMovie #MN #Minnesota

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@realgunsmok @Victorshi2020 @RepBowman Remember Joe Manchin? They could barely pass Marquee bills they campaigned on, only got half of the infrastructure bill anyways.

Trust me. If Democrats beat the Gerrymander and got a true clear majority, we would all remember it.

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@KanekoaTheGreat Because they can't prove that is crack. You nitwit.

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@clayxis77 @motiontwin They done a pretty damn good job after that first major update for mobile.
I was a hater at first for the wait but it's much more reasonable now.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@motiontwin Seriously,.. Motion Twin s a phenomenal outfit. Doing what you do with how many you do it with is... Breathtaking.

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@AngelaDavisMPR The best way to get potential supporters or members to identify that they should pledge is to simply say " You should consider pledging if you can finish this phone number from memory: 1-800-227- _____"
Worked for my family!

[John Keymer @johnkeymer]

@VinoVeritas1984 @chillaxed01 @itsJeffTiedrich And typically ignorant. The deplorable comment stung so badly because it was exactly the truth.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

#BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire On Michigan State University In East Lansing; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...